HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING

(ogre crossbowman) me going to use bone bolts after run out of poison ones and then me definitely going to rout

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

Hey guys, June 5th is coming up, and you know what that means: the anniversary of Ronald Reagan’s death! So don’t forget to set aside some time with your toilet to spiritually piss on his grave

Happy deathiversery to Ronald Reagan! Fuck you and everything you stood for!

i foand my boit suttufuhcut an’ it says oim fouah

me if i was lobsta 🦞 monday

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"