Not Quite a Mad Scientist

Nintendo is getting there, guys

When will King Dedede say fuck

i just want to say this is pretty much exactly how i envisioned it in my head and i also want to thank you for making this dream a reality

FUCK silverfish

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

where do you think the name came from

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

>implying endermen aren’t real

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

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Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, or back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they’re a wide-eyed mess.

fuck kinda subway are u going to?

Substitute teachers deal with so much shit

Did you suspend a blind guitarist with a flamethrower guitar from the front of your doof wagon to let other road users know you’re coming? I don’t know what state you’re in but I’m fairly certain it’s a legal requirement everywhere now.

We call it a “Tennessee Turn Signal” here.

book 3 sokka would beat the shit out of book 1 sokka for disrespecting women. its good character development.

Imagine you’re alone in a public bathroom, peeing in a urinal, and some guy walks in, walks over to you, pushes you out of the way, and begins peeing in the urinal you were using.

there’s so many things i need to do yet here are i am….just sitting here

“honey” by robyn 

tbh I just fuckin love when people pull the “what are you, deaf?” crap on me because the horrified expression they make when I pull my hair back to reveal my hearing aids and quietly say “yes” as though my heart is broken is the most beautiful thing like serves you right asshole i hope you feel shitty for the rest of the week and never do that to anyone else ever again

u are a hero