shadow wizard money gang 🤑✨

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

they're mine

ah I see. reclaiming the Self

sort a to z... great. now show me z to a. interesting. let me see oldest to newest

(sexting) i’m so fucking scared of you

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage