SlepShallNeverSleep

I have this poster from Portal 2 in my the little Administration Booth thingy, I originally put it up to remind the mannequin I had trapped in here that they're not allowed to do anything but work! Unfortunately said mannequin did break out. But don't worry, I caught them again and have since locked them up in the basement to learn their lesson. Source: This rip of it from the game I found on a random wiki.

I have another Portal 2 poster in my hallway to help remind me to be safe! I need to eventually alter it to help reflect the exact situations that occur out here in this forest, however. Source: the exact person who posted this hi-quality version on Reddit has deleted there account -I have no idea why- but this Imgur link still has it.

I originally found this poster while trying to search for the coffee poster that appeared in the earlier version of VotV -I've since learned that poster was made custom by someone of the VotV discord- and found someone trying to do the same on Reddit found this gem instead, and I knew I had to use it. However, as a avid coffee drinker I can tell you that it's almost impossible to NOT commit some amount of murder when you have caffeine in your system, so I thought I would alter the poster to reflect this truth! So here's that edited version:

I originally had the original horse man image thingy on my wall but then I had a thought! "what if, pomey" and immediately blacked out and then found this on the wall! 10/10 didn't even have to do anything -that I remember-. Source: this.

This one is one of my favorites, now as you can s- wait, what? Why is this just a cease and desist letter? Where's my poster?!? I- I must of left some food out during the night and attracted some copyright lawyers. I'll have to buy some traps to get rid of them, ugh. Guess I don't have a poster to share here, my bad.

And just in-case anyone really wanted them, here's my semi-intentionally poorly made mannequin hiring signs:

While I love my coffee maker, actually getting it on this table and plugged in was a traumatic experience. In the version of Votv I played when I bought it, there was a bug where the actually power plug spawns under the map which is a slight road block to actually using the thing. I try and be smart about it and use the funni hidden hole near the front door to get under the map and find the plug and then grab the plug and pull it out of under the map back with me! So like the fool I was, I assumed everything was fine now and I started dragging the coffee maker to the main room, expect that I look away for FIVE SECONDS and turn back and find that SOMEHOW the power plug got LODGED INTO A WALL! Not under the map but within the SOLID MATTER OF THE WALL.

I tried to stay calm- If it had just... glitched into the wall then it could surely glitch out, right? RIGHT? So I tried to pull the coffee maker away from the wall to try and force it out- nothing. I tried to ram things into the spot in the wall where it was stuck- nothing. I tried to use to the BROOM to SWEEP IT out of the wall- All that did was make a single corner of the plug poke out to TAUNT ME.

I could not help but think- what had I done to deserve this?? I simply wished to drink coffee but in real life and in the game at the same time! Was that too much to ask?! HAD I HOPED FOR TOO MUCH??? NO. I would not let a mere PLUG best me in such a way! Even if this was some punishment for my hubris then I would merely break their pitiful attempt to stop me! In a last desperate attempt I took the coffee maker into my arms and ran into the first in the dead of night, running further and further away as the coffee maker slowly started lagging behind me as the tension of the cable between it and the plug desperately tried to stop me! And then after running for who knows how long no longer able to even SEE the coffee maker- I let go.

I ran back to base and found nothing, no plug in the wall, no coffee maker- it was like nothing ever even HAPPENED. I searched desperately in and around the base and outside of it- I searched the forest but still found nothing... But then I had a thought- what if me letting go of the coffee maker had given it even momentum to phase through the base itself and come out on the other side and into the river? So I ran to check my hypothesis and... there it was- my coffee maker lying under the bridge plug and all.

Mannequins have been trying to break into the base over and over for dozens of days now. I've ofcourse tried to ward them from doing so by *shoving any mannequin I see into my wood-chipper reducing them to nothing but a pile of mulch* but they keep coming!

I tried to fight the sun today (like I do everyday) but this time the sun fought back and melted much of my flesh off!

Playing Voices of the Void and I'm going very insane very quickly. The crushing isolation, the utter lack of safety in the dead of night, the damn pranks, the bills for all the shrimp I have to buy-