You need to come in tomorrow and collect my pages.

Yeah I’m real but I never got a slendbortion

I did

Congratulations @wokeslenderman

where is "someone dropped their picrew hand ideas"

I’m having slendercramps :(

slenderman if he was about worker's rights: discuss your wages

If your boss says you can't discuss your wages you should eat them, actually. It's the only way.

I'm sure slender-collector would be happy to help collect pages out of a small girl's stomach, right @slender-collector ?

that’s rough buddy

Collect my pages

Mine weren't blue, I think. it'll do for now I guess. But it's not the same. You know?

The gimmickverse is complicated.

trotskyist slenderman has sent us some silly little newspapers, we shall neither collect them nor read them

not enough pages

The winner is @bitchlessslenderman!!!

YEAHHHHHHHHH

Wonderful work as always @bitchlessslenderman

Weird things happen in the gimmickverse.

guy that can shoot bullets out of his pussy call that a revulva

girl that can shoot bullets out of her penis call that cocked and loaded

guy that has no face and wears a suit and is really scary call that. The slenderman

true

so ur at the party right and there’s this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says “this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say “oh that’s nice” and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask “does she know any tricks?” so the girl says “come on girl, show ‘em” and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw

About seven and a half years ago, I was #cancelled for making essentially the same post as OP.

Not really but ok

Definitely not at all.

something else has - take it or leave it - met this achievement

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The slenderverse always is and always will be.

dude your small business fucking bit me

It does that.