Please Be Friends With Me

If you work in a medical billing department can you tell me wtf your deal is

last night I told my partner I was burning with a seething rage I needed to release so we watched a youtube video of some alt-right fucknut ranting about the new god of war game & feminism & shit, we both yelled a lot, and now I feel much less rage in my heart

Every year I try and get friends to come to the local pride event with us. I have yet to be successful. But this year my wedding anniversary falls on the same day, so we’re making pride the first half of our anniversary celebration. Now they’re socially obligated to come. I am so smart.

got made fun of by a bunch of fucking millennials last night bc apparently “cock” sounds outdated??????

watching a cute romance movie together on our anniversary trip (Together (2025)) 😊💝😍💖

I had a great post idea earlier that I thought I could post later and now it’s later and I don’t remember what it was at all

Got myself a fast food feast for dinner which I have eaten approximately 1/100th of and now my tummy hurts

Obviously I’ve never posted fanfiction on tumblr in my life but if I Had I would say it’s really funny when I get a bunch of likes in a row from a person but they’re all from like. The last part of various stories. Babe did you see the part 1 button

nooo girl your friends aren’t secretly mad at you and not telling you that stop freaking out you’re so sexy aha