i'll remember you all in therapy

my ultimate fantasy is to have a brain and body that allows me to enjoy being alive

making good posts used to be a thing insane people did. and now it is the only possible way to advance in a career in hundreds of professional industries

if youre a hairstylist you gotta advertise it on instagram. tattooist. instagram. writer. performer. visual artist. therapist. all on instagram. lots of bars make their bartenders advertise their shifts on story posts to try and lure customers in, these days. every fucking job you can possibly do, you have to be a personal social media manager for, and be as active in the world of digital representation and engaged in the discourse as only the most suicidal graduate students of 2012 were

this is still true welp

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

“ikr i only use it for-“ whatever you use chatgpt for is also embarrassing. you do not need the plagiarism machine that lies and evaporates water for anything actually

This would fix me

he's unironically 100% correct and i will hear nothing against him

“and who doesn’t love a good door creak on a stormy night?”