Nooooo! Someone DM'd me to talk about shared interests and being friends and now they're deactivated 😭 I didn't reply quick enough 🥺

So you're telling me Bernard Woolley takes everything Very Literally (especially sarcasm and idioms), and he can maintain a lot of information and details about very hyperspecific things and recite them verbatim, and he struggles to pick up on certain subtle social cues and often misreads the room... And you think he's not somewhere on the Autism spectrum?... Okay 💅

AU that when Julian Google's his daughter's name, he not only finds out she's an MP but that she's also implicated in a massive corruption scandal and he cries tears of pure pride.

AU where everything's exactly the same except Julian is 0.5% more freaky and died wearing fishnets 😔

Cavemen will be like "I know a spot" then take their Tory bf to an alcove on the side of a manor house so they can cuddle.