I am on the mend.

I'm tired of googling nonsensical Donald Trump posts only to find out they're true.

i didn’t mean to be ugly, it just sorta happened

If you didn’t grow up ugly, poor or emo I don’t trust you

it’s me, the neediest person in the world™

I’m off to the woods ! It’s been too long, I need to sit in a creek and forget some things.

Hozier after he releases an album

After gaining the ability to see everyone’s red strings of fate tying soul mates to each other. You realize your string extends past the sky.

somebody’s gonna fuck an alien you guys!!!

or possibly the moon!!!

*sensually unbuckles orion’s belt*

each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

we dem boys

This joke was beyond ahead of its time

me looking at my dry hands in the winter: dam…. i got ᵉˣᵐᵃ??

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

a cat: *touches me with its small hand* me: *eyes tearing up* thank you