i just have a lot of feelings | INFJ | ♋

Given how arbitrarily points are given and taken away, it is surprising the students at Hogwarts even care about the House Cup

The saying “out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t apply when there’s an insect in the room

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i don’t want to see anyone be sexy anymore. tired of it. bored. have sex or wahtevr i don’t care just stop being sexy … it’s been done to death.. at least like spill some juice on ur jeans or somethin so i can relate 2 u… make that face that is like “this baby carrot that i’m eating isn’t like sweet it is instead that weird boring carrot flavor” it looks like this :\ but with bigger cheeks because u are eating the carrot anyways because you don’t want to waste it. UGH . hello ? i am typing on my keyboard to you. can you hear me ? 

This has been a weird fucking year

Every year, this post surprises me and I laugh.

ok we joke and we jape but like. shrek 1 is th only animated/childrens movie i can think of that has th message that its ok to be an ugly woman n 4 that reason i hav a lot of genuine respect for it as a piece of art