too weird to love, too scared to die

can we stop pretending that anyone assigned female at birth has some mystical connection to womanhood or lesbianism. it’s such a conservative outlook on identity i can’t believe we have to even pretend to entertain it.

Happy Phoenix Wright gets hit by a car flies 30 feet into the air hits a telephone pole with his head and walks away with a sprained ankle day to all who celebrate

like the betrayal’s always going to be worse if they cared about you and it didn’t matter. someone discards you because they didn’t give a shit, then you can be angry about that, you can feel vindicated in that, you can get over it. but if they can look you in the eyes and say “I love you. I would make the same choice again.” You will never sleep peacefully again, is all.

I wonder if people in my life talk about creepypasta-aligned media knowing it will summon me like bloody mary to say the most autistic things known to man

People will say "interesting how much media creepypastas focus on glitches" and I'll pop up to say "horror reflects the fears of its time, and the scariest thing tomany of the internet and video game generation was technology not working the way it was supposed to. It's human nature to fear and tell warning tales of things that do not seem to make sense, that we cannot understand, and to only be soothed by learning the mechanics behind why things like this happen, such as in the case of missingno, in retrospect making the horror stories seem silly" and everyone's just like ok

"sex should be less stigmatized and talked about more" and "you should always make sure people who dont want to consume sexual media that you present dont have to see it" are two statements that can and should coexist. by the way.

That's not a throw! That's a punch! He PUNCHED a Pizza at them!