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Gundam Guy is truly a man of patience and diligence. From his attention to detail building his models to the loving attention and detail for his wife.

If u a top and u don’t eat ass u weak af

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

That latex sound always makes me cringe.

The fucking “like a virgin” playing 😂😂😂

Girl you look thirsty. Swallow it! 😂😂 best part

be handed a letter by your maid, break the wax seal, read it with dawning understanding and then slowly look up into the middle-distance with an ominous smirk. order your carriage to be prepared at once. 

me getting a text and calling a lyft

Need this

I’m too lazy to make a meme, but: VSCO girl “sksksksksksksk”

that’s just a regular platypus???

PERRY THE PLATYPUS ?!?!

😭😭😭😭

But these facts tho

Mood

Me EVERYTIME

Right! Leave me alone if you not ready for me 😂😂

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office