Alice | ⚢ | They/them

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.

Every time I give amc food a chance I get the most fucked up, disgusting, burnt hot dog tasing ass food.

My wife just keeps eating them and going “god… these are awful.” Before eating another.

my music i needmy music

being a horror fan will have you saying sentences such as “i liked it a lot, super gross and sad”

Also true crime

no thats a different and worse thing i am not associated with you

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

tomodachi life kind of monotonous now. When will things happen

they should be able to kill one another

get off that

for the love of god get off that damn thing

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things