We are a perfect homeostasis of irrational consumer behavior.

still wiping tears from my eyes my favorite part of cold war is how much time bell spends padding after adler like a little dog and how much they fully build every scene with him anticipating you to be following right behind him because 1 its really cute how much he glances back at them 2 it means you get to watch adlers very detailed animations where he has to get a bit of a running start boost to haul himself up a ledge or twist himself around to get up tall walls and then you immediately follow behind him using bells animationless Six Foot Vertical Leap

i know its like part of it and stuff but it feels just so upsetting and jarring eternally to suddenly just feel like youve spent the last however long being an entirely different person and some things stay but other things dont like yes i still have the same current interests no i dont feel like anything ive said outside of those interests were statements made by me #cool

little miss dissociative is floating away like a balloon someone let go of

shocked at this point that the modern modern warfare games didnt include a scene akin to the social network scene where edwardo is listening to um whatever his name is get his dick sucked through a bathroom stall while also getting his own dick sucked in just a full little treat for all the male gamers who want to both be like fuck yeah price get it youre so cool and also want to be the dick suckee in question. dick sucker?

captain price is like the patches of call of duty except where they managed to keep patches out of a handful of miyazakis works as he is the one single passionate voice rallying behind patches at all times for his inclusion im like convinced that to work at activision is to get inducted into some sort of hivemind that makes you want to suck captain prices cock because how the fuck else have they over the past two plus decades managed to put him in i think straight up every single game

i also know its because people are very scared of the degree of unhealthy everything going on is because when women have sincerely fucked up dynamics between each other people get Scared because they see women as too much of Women tm too soft and emotional in earnest ways to harbor truly bad thoughts or do truly had things like they Have to defang them and their actions and complex thoughts because theyre women. and to be a woman is enough to completely get your character devalued and flattened, either in the way of being totally good and harmless or comedically evil bitch and no inbetween. but im still shocked nobodys pointed out the imagery of sua's controlled and innocent view of mizi shattering the as she begins participating in her rampant sexualization within the industry. like Nobody has pointed out what they think that shatter means outside of some sort of loose innocence lost but the series isnt misogynistic its not like shes lost her innocence...! like vivinos and team do not think that. you know who Does think that though.

zombie stage sua is living in my head rent free mostly because ive been looping the song a frankly unbelievable amount but im sad nobodys been making a point of her scary pupils moments and how after the scariest pupils moment they turn into little hearts for her funny "its not scary at all at all <3" line amidst all her ITS OKAY IF WE DIE YOURE MINE FOREVER lyrics. GIRLS ROCK

to every older coworker or coworker adjacent who has something coy to say about what might happen to me if they see me sitting down so much on the job: If They Fire Me. For Sitting When I Have Downtime. It Will Be The Kindest And Purest Thing God Has Ever Done For Me.

i had thought about it like the second i saw hyuna kissing on mizi to begin with but the More i think about it im like they are kind of my favorite pairing. sorry

in another world hyuna and mizi would be a beautiful and terrible bi4les couple who absolutely know theyll never be either one of each others first loves that will stay their number 1 forever but both of them would be Very content in that. by all means its for entirely different reasons that they inevitably break up in a few years. but its okay theyll get back together again eventually. and stay together until one of them just like dies young for whatever reason

believing russell adler is written [<- MY RADICAL CONSPIRACY THEORY] also requires you to believe that anyone in the call of duty writers room knows At All that men exactly like him are letting a very particular type of engrained masculinity literally swallow their happiness whole and discourage them from ever having sincere personal relationships and be aware that while they have him be such a "and you cant listen to your heart kill whatever is compromised" type they also have made him fundamentally and inarguably Deeply sentimental and subsequently living in a self made prison but once again literally any of this requires you to think Anybody in the COD Writers Room has the capacity for this depth of thought AND YET HES WRITTEN LIKE THAT? AND YET DESPITE EVERYTHING HE IS WRITTEN AND DEPICTED LIKE THAT IF YOURE PAYING ATTENTION? BUT IM, LIKE IN PAYING ATTENTION AT ALL AM I ALREADY LOSING THE GAME OF COUNTY FAIR CHICKEN CHESS