We are a perfect homeostasis of irrational consumer behavior.

russell adler existing is like watching monkeys with typewriters effortlessly write oberon fgo if oberon was like a Man about everything and not a bug

why is bell literally 5'6. and surrounded by giants

i know i have genuinely no room for judgement because i keep posting about a call of booty game (psst- they call it 'call of booty' because it is ass) but if i unfollow you at this point in time know its not personal. its because ive reached my deltarune limit

im such a big baby its been nearly 2 full years since our breakup and tonight i deleted a folder of images from a game we were into together because i accidentally made it go to the top of my recents and didnt want it to loom over me and thought it was fine i was like look at me everyone applaud i finally let go of something and it wasnt a big deal and then like 4 minutes later my breathing went tight and i began to cry uncontrollably

still wiping tears from my eyes my favorite part of cold war is how much time bell spends padding after adler like a little dog and how much they fully build every scene with him anticipating you to be following right behind him because 1 its really cute how much he glances back at them 2 it means you get to watch adlers very detailed animations where he has to get a bit of a running start boost to haul himself up a ledge or twist himself around to get up tall walls and then you immediately follow behind him using bells animationless Six Foot Vertical Leap

i know its like part of it and stuff but it feels just so upsetting and jarring eternally to suddenly just feel like youve spent the last however long being an entirely different person and some things stay but other things dont like yes i still have the same current interests no i dont feel like anything ive said outside of those interests were statements made by me #cool

little miss dissociative is floating away like a balloon someone let go of

shocked at this point that the modern modern warfare games didnt include a scene akin to the social network scene where edwardo is listening to um whatever his name is get his dick sucked through a bathroom stall while also getting his own dick sucked in just a full little treat for all the male gamers who want to both be like fuck yeah price get it youre so cool and also want to be the dick suckee in question. dick sucker?

captain price is like the patches of call of duty except where they managed to keep patches out of a handful of miyazakis works as he is the one single passionate voice rallying behind patches at all times for his inclusion im like convinced that to work at activision is to get inducted into some sort of hivemind that makes you want to suck captain prices cock because how the fuck else have they over the past two plus decades managed to put him in i think straight up every single game

i also know its because people are very scared of the degree of unhealthy everything going on is because when women have sincerely fucked up dynamics between each other people get Scared because they see women as too much of Women tm too soft and emotional in earnest ways to harbor truly bad thoughts or do truly had things like they Have to defang them and their actions and complex thoughts because theyre women. and to be a woman is enough to completely get your character devalued and flattened, either in the way of being totally good and harmless or comedically evil bitch and no inbetween. but im still shocked nobodys pointed out the imagery of sua's controlled and innocent view of mizi shattering the as she begins participating in her rampant sexualization within the industry. like Nobody has pointed out what they think that shatter means outside of some sort of loose innocence lost but the series isnt misogynistic its not like shes lost her innocence...! like vivinos and team do not think that. you know who Does think that though.

zombie stage sua is living in my head rent free mostly because ive been looping the song a frankly unbelievable amount but im sad nobodys been making a point of her scary pupils moments and how after the scariest pupils moment they turn into little hearts for her funny "its not scary at all at all <3" line amidst all her ITS OKAY IF WE DIE YOURE MINE FOREVER lyrics. GIRLS ROCK

to every older coworker or coworker adjacent who has something coy to say about what might happen to me if they see me sitting down so much on the job: If They Fire Me. For Sitting When I Have Downtime. It Will Be The Kindest And Purest Thing God Has Ever Done For Me.