We are a perfect homeostasis of irrational consumer behavior.

i said itd be another 50 runs til i did hades again but then i killed him again on run 10 without #mycursedslash however now i enter my century of humiliation

modern call of dutys recruitment technique seems to be trying to capitalize on the concept of the male loneliness epidemic by having another man go "good job shooting! youre the best! youre so cool and good at shooting! youre such a special boy! youre My special boy. i love you!" every single time one of your bullets kills an enemy. and at least in cold war theyre doing this to bell directly on purpose because its a group of people standing around an extremely drugged mk ultra experiment victim coo'ing and aww'ing and being like you really Are a US soldier you little frankensteins monster i mean little buddy can you tell us russian secrets yet. meanwhile theyre just doing that to the player in modern modern warfare and shit. they didnt used to do this im discovering

give the bone hydra a remembrance

the love interests in hades being your ex girlfriend and a dude whos first ever in game interaction with you is calling you ungrateful for not liking your father who beats you because at least you Have a father! shouldve gotten that game flagged for terrorism

russell adler existing is like watching monkeys with typewriters effortlessly write oberon fgo if oberon was like a Man about everything and not a bug

why is bell literally 5'6. and surrounded by giants