We are a perfect homeostasis of irrational consumer behavior.

modern call of dutys recruitment technique seems to be trying to capitalize on the concept of the male loneliness epidemic by having another man go "good job shooting! youre the best! youre so cool and good at shooting! youre such a special boy! youre My special boy. i love you!" every single time one of your bullets kills an enemy. and at least in cold war theyre doing this to bell directly on purpose because its a group of people standing around an extremely drugged mk ultra experiment victim coo'ing and aww'ing and being like you really Are a US soldier you little frankensteins monster i mean little buddy can you tell us russian secrets yet. meanwhile theyre just doing that to the player in modern modern warfare and shit. they didnt used to do this im discovering

give the bone hydra a remembrance

the love interests in hades being your ex girlfriend and a dude whos first ever in game interaction with you is calling you ungrateful for not liking your father who beats you because at least you Have a father! shouldve gotten that game flagged for terrorism

russell adler existing is like watching monkeys with typewriters effortlessly write oberon fgo if oberon was like a Man about everything and not a bug

why is bell literally 5'6. and surrounded by giants

i know i have genuinely no room for judgement because i keep posting about a call of booty game (psst- they call it 'call of booty' because it is ass) but if i unfollow you at this point in time know its not personal. its because ive reached my deltarune limit

im such a big baby its been nearly 2 full years since our breakup and tonight i deleted a folder of images from a game we were into together because i accidentally made it go to the top of my recents and didnt want it to loom over me and thought it was fine i was like look at me everyone applaud i finally let go of something and it wasnt a big deal and then like 4 minutes later my breathing went tight and i began to cry uncontrollably