We are a perfect homeostasis of irrational consumer behavior.

i have this arguably inappropriate joke that i say to sofie every time it comes up but let me preface this by saying that its hardly even a joke like im being quite serious but im being joking in my manner now point being the joke in question is when people take a male figure of deeply inappropriate or abusive relationship to a younger figure (though oftentimes the character in question isnt underage, i mean sometimes they are see my example coming at the end of this post) and assign him some sort of Dad (and within that Specifically, a Wholesome Dad) i acknowledge and reply to it with "yes but you dont want me to say in what way." in reference to objective truth statistics about fathers and physical and/or sexual abuse Now its okay for me to say this because 1 maybe people need to stop walking up to the most I Am Going To Touches You guy in a series and trying to r/heckinwholesome the predator vibe he brings to the table 2 i see these people pulling this shit with characters like The Judge of Blood Meridian fame like im right to say it. objectively. like yes. but you dont want me to say in what way.

sofie and i watched a video last night counting all the war crimes in modern warfare 2 because we thought it was the modern modern warfare 2 because from what i can tell has no name distinction whatsoever from the original modern warfare 2 but it was the original modern warfare 2 so we were like well how different could it be from their rehash they modern made and the answer to that was VERY DIFFERENT. but point being the dude who made the video almost made us hurl laughing over two of the most hype moments and aura characters they have Losing like major style for most of the duration of fistfighting an absolutely Ancient man and kept referring to it as his Old Man Strength and we just couldnt take it. getting thrown the fuck around by a dude significantly both of their seniors

i let them out for a little while but i had to reblock the tag for the m/m pairing in alien stage because they were pissing me off again

i just blocked some random girl for horny posting on my for you page because it was all like uuu working hard trying to please your stupid boyfriend during sex girl STAND UP?

i cant get over it i keep thinking about it its so fucking awesome for the entirety of alien stage to be like Whatever's wrong with Mizi is bad. and then for zombie stage to rush in breathless and be like AND WHATEVERS WRONG WITH SUA IS WORSE