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I Didn’t Know where to find it!

So I ended up doing it like right before starting the Shadow of Revan arc and dear y’all it both made me laugh so hard and want to cry

First t it was a bit awkward taking a mission from Malgus after already doing false emperor

But I was like listening to him and I was like, oh that kinda sounds like Revan, Oh This IS the Revan mission

and then I get the call from Revan and I was like ahhhhhh

Because I love Revan, but my inquisitor hates the concept of that man and to have that man no longer just a concept she was pumped to smear him on the ground

And then HK, oh boy, at first I rationalized the size difference on Holocall as it projecting him bigger then he was, no that was in fact not the case

I think my inquisitor is going to have to realize a few things about themself soon

You can’t say you loth everything Revan, and then be fond and charmed by both his cult, and Droid

Also HK being at the factory makes so much more sense as to how Malgus got his hands on a HK

HK was a fucking nightmare to kill, and I can’t even be mad about it because I love that droid too much, of course he’d manage to kill me most of the times it’s HK

But Revan, dear Revan did you have to stab me in the heart when you said that that was the original HK

I THOUGHT IT WAS A DUPLICATE

I had to pause the game to proses I had just destroyed the original HK

I sounded like I winded wounded animal

Fuck Revan is dramatic, like the melodrama was making me awkward, Revan I know your edgy but please for my own sake, leave the monologues to Malak, his were surprisingly deep, yours are giving me second hand embarrassment my dear

And then he turned into glitter dust

And that’s surprisingly fitting

It’s a fine glitter, you know who else is fine

It gets everywhere, so does this guy

Nearly impossible to get rid of, self explanatory

Faintly magical impossible to fully grasp

Persistent once attached

Stubborn as hell

Yes yes, very much, you my dear Revan are a sentient manifestation of glitter

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Like your hearing about some of the shit going on in the world or someone you knows life and just that desensitization of modern society is like getting to you and then you just hear in your mind

“So you will do nothing”

“Apathy is death”

“Worse then death”

And you’re just like, ya! I really should give a shit. Do something even if it’s just offering support, helping a friend talk through their situation, donated some clothes or supplies to the person whose house burned down.

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“But… it was so, artistically done”

This can be used for a lot of things

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Your feelings body insecurities and then you hear Yoda saying “luminous beings, not this crude mater” and you just got to go with it, your worth is not your flesh, your a god dame luminous being

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Someone questions why you don’t go out to parties or events much, or would rather hang out in someone’s house instead of a public location

“In private we will be mercifully free of the opinions of imbeciles and fools”

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Getting asked/told to to do the wood

Me: dame I hate doing the wood

Brain: giddily waves around a comic strip saying “A pity… Looks like I’ll be chapping wood today!”

Me: heh heheheh ok that’s kinda funny

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Like your having a pretty bad day and you just hear “your focus determines your reality” and by god is that true, the amount of times I’ve course corrected my day by taking a moment read something cute, fluffy, or humour, kiss my cat a few times and shift my mind from what’s wrong to the things that are nice, how you approach and perceive things makes a difference, like it’s in psych 101, for instance the other day my poster fell of the wall and landed on me, it scared the shit out of me and sent my cat running, it easily could have been an inconvenience that messed with me for a while and it did but not as much as is could have, instead of thinking about the negative I thanked it that it did this well I was awake, at home to catch it, there when it happened, that the shock got me off my phone and I was cut from the doomscrolling making it easier to open my laptop to do work instead of opening my phone again, was I still jittery the rest of the day ya, did l flinch at every noise the posters made thinking another was going to fall, ya. Did it take two hours before my cat returned ya. But don’t focus on those.

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Hello there

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“I don’t wanna talk about it!”

The amount of times I’ve heard this man’s whinny line in my head

I have it it every time there’s a topic I’m not interested in talking about, be it like a genuine knowing the conversation will nog be pleasant or just something I don’t care for, I can hear him

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“I don’t care how many there are, I will not be denied my destiny”

I could care less about motivational speeches or affirmations, I find most cringe

But like sometimes they work, if they’re starwars.

And this one works, even if the destiny mentioned is buying a pack of gum, and the how many there are in question is possibilities of social interaction or just people in general.

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I normally wake up at 7-8, but today I woke up at 6, I was displeased, didn’t feel right, but then from the caverns of my mind I hear the echo of

“There’s no better sight then enemies running from a gassed-out cave into your waiting gunfire… except for maybe sunrises, but for that you have to get up early”

And well I’ll probably never witness the first one but I’m up early enough to catch the end of the colourful part of the sunrise

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Whenever your having a moment where you just got to go for it, not for any particular reason, just your hesitant, nervous.

“For the Republic!”

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“There are depths”

This might be an obscure one, but like there’s no sane reason for the amount of time this line comes to the front of my mind

But like it always amuses me whenever it’s applicable

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“The arrogance!”

Imagine that every time you assume something wrong or judge something prematurely you just hear that line condemning you

It’s like I know I shouldn’t have presumed i wouldn’t like it because I saw them put the pepper in it well cooking but like why you got to take that tone with me

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There’s a lot more lines from other fandoms that pop into my head they’re just more miscellaneous

Anyways one or two of those I got philosophical, and others were genuinely just brain association that I’m not sure when spawned, if you made it this far do you have any SW lines that you quote or just hear sometimes

I spent an entire day making this and tumblr goes and lowers the quality, I’m going to cry.

Maybe one day I’ll render and shade it, who knows.

Controversial opinion, I prefer the light side robes. Hear me out, it’s a hoodie under the armour. Tho I do personally imagine he would still have his accessories, maybe the red accent is purple on the light side robes.

Star Wars whatever these are called

Me: oh no I’m ugly

Mainly because they are a bit possessive of historical items, and well when they retrieved Revan’s mask for the Revanites they instantly categorized that mask as their mask, and tho they did hand the mask over in order to pass the trial that mask still belongs to them.

intentionally they promised that it would be in their own hands again, they are just letting the order have it for now until they are in a position to keep it indefinitely.

So yes their first thought when seeing Revan is not “that’s Revan” it’s “what tf are they doing with My mask”

For example

The Revanite quest, I’m like infiltrating it, so of course I’m going to try to indear myself to them by not insulting them and being polite

And so like after every sentence I say there’s just

“Khem Val Disapproves”

And it just makes me want to scram/cry out of frustration

Khem I too disapprove of being a suck up but we’re on an infiltration mission right now.

I was listening to the audio book of “Dawn of the Jedi: Into the void”

I heard them refer to Qigong Kesh

and I couldn’t help but think to myself that sounds awfully like Qui-gon

This brought me to the Idea that maybe in universe, Qui-gon was named after this temple

but it’s a terribly old temple, not anyone would know about it

Maybe some historians, archaeologists or archivists, at least the ones that concentrate on Jedi history

So that’s where my headcanon comes in:

I think obi-wan would disagree with a lot of the points kreia makes, but he would contemplate on the act of thoughtlessly following the will of the force.

I don’t believe Anakin would manage to register much farther then the part about the force being a slaver and him it’s slave before thinking himself into a mental breakdown.

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Obi-wan has been doing research on past wars that the Jedi have participated in, he thought it would be useful with the war really starting to pick up, but he unfortunately fell into a rabbit hole about everything that was going on during the time of the old republic, inevitably he wanted to know why? Why would kreia join the dark, create the sith triumvirate, the Jedi purges. So he tries to find out why, eventually in the council only section he finds a scan of an old paper written by kreia detailing her philosophy, loading it onto his datapad he returns to his rooms to read it over tea.

He doesn’t agree with her beliefs but it does give context to her actions, he wonders if she always believed the force should be destroyed or if her fall radicalized her beliefs. Obi-wan thinks that if the philosophy were to have been less extremest they could have had a few points that would be worth debating over, such as following the will of the force, some people might follow it to the point of inadvertently causing harm

for instance you where braking up a slave ring and the slaver had managed to get away, the force is urging to to go after the slaver, to blindly follow the will of the force would be to instantly go after the slavers, but what about the slaves?

Just because the force wants you to go after the slaver doesn’t necessarily mean that the slaves will be alright in your absence. Sincerely to ones feelings the urging of the force must be acknowledged and taken into consideration when making the right decision, the priority of the force is the slaver but it would be wrong to leave the slaves unprotected and without aid, so for instance I could take a moment to check if any of them are in critical conditions and if he hasn’t already run after the slaver ask Anakin who would have more experience dealing with slaves and what kind of care they need to protect them and make sure someone doesn’t try to take advantage of the sudden group of free slaves.

After obi-wan gets called away for a council meeting Anakin flops onto the couch, board he decides to snoop into what obi-wan was researching

Eventually he finds the paper obi-wan was reading and decides to read the intro or something but doesn’t get much farther then that:

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Kajii and Higuchi

I saw the reference on Pinterest and I couldn’t help but imagine this

Rimlaine with Murase covering Chuuya’s eyes and professor N watching it all