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Hysteria spreads much faster than any illness.

At 20, you have nothing to tell, and nobody will listen to you. At 40, you have stories to tell but nobody wants to hear it. By 60, you’re fed up with nobody wanting to listen. By 80, everyone wants to hear your story, but you’ve forgotten it all.

Collectively, as a species, this is probably the cleanest our hands have ever been.

If this is how people react to something moderately serious, we fucked if something serious happened.

High infection rate doesn’t correlate to high lethality nor severity

It’s amazing how characters in movies and tv shows never have a typo when looking something up

“ One, two, skip a few, four ” is technically correct

The tradition of drill instructors always shouting recruits and screaming, “I can’t hear you!” comes from them having actual hearing impairment from constant firearms training.

So this is when Humanity started using The Three Shells.

After humans master space travel. Astronauts will be tagging comets just like marine biologists tag whales.

Ironic that the thing making us all stay apart from each other could be the thing that finally brings us all together.

It would make way more sense to organize fonts by style rather than alphabetically.

This is definitely the most “Friday-the-13th” Friday the 13th we’ve had in a while.

There will be a baby boom in 9 months, and those babies, in late 2033, will be known as the Quaranteens.