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fuck all romance except for whatever barack obama and harry styles had going on

Parents be like "you know you can talk to me about anything right?" and then make it extremely clear it will go very poorly if you talk to them about specific things

shoutout to Barbie Princess and the Pauper for giving us a stellar critique of a capitalist-mandated patriarchy which mandates the oppression of women at multiple levels of social and economic classes in society, plus some great musical numbers

i am a forehead kiss hoe…. give me all the forehead kisses in the world. come on. i’m ready. 

u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens' cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle "i look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swear" cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult "children" and collectively called bullshit