Sl33py_Tim

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DCxDP

Danny (for some reason) has ended up in Gotham city, now working a minimum wage job while also trying to keep his life together as now he was kidnapped because he looked like a person named “Damian Wayne”. He was stressed ok! He didn’t mean for his eyes to glow green at that specific time

now for nonstop repeatedly trying to say that he’s not Damien Wayne They (the kidnappers) decide to go grab the actual Damien Wayne, or whoever that is to Danny, they put in chains and before any of them can react before Danny could get brought out the bats (Bruce,Jason,dick,and Tim) burst threw the door

Batman: where is Damian Wayne!

Tim: I still think we should leave him lol

Dick: tim-

Tim: he took the last coffee!

Jason: [snorts]

The kidnapper just blink before shushing them as he pulls Danny and puts Danny and Damien side-by-side, they were almost identical to each-other to the black hair, the green eyes, the skin tone (but there was a light difference in Danny) and Danny was slightly taller probably an inch taller maybe not that tall to Damian

Kidnapper: see! How could we tell you to apart?!

Danny: [looks Damian up and down] I don’t know what you’re talking about man we look nothing alike

2.kidnapper: stop fucking gaslighting us!

Danny: I’m not-

Ok so there are so many tropes in the world, but this just came to mind of mine because I am a crazy little b!tch and I was thinking what about a trope with like hero x villain but….

The hero is a cannibal and they eat the villains? Like just imagine it! the hero needs to eat human and whenever they arrest the villain they take the them back to their house and kill them because who’s actually gonna go looking for a villain? Sidekicks or henchmen? Just more food for the hero to feast on!

Batman: I thought you were dead??

Tim: no I was just down here having a nap?, what the fuck is going on?

Dick: ….you were very still, I poked you-

Tim: I’m a very heavy sleeper- …sorry! You thought I was dead and instead of calling for help or calling an ambulance you got someone to dress up (Damian) like a shitty version of Robin of me?!

Tim: and started letting him take my place! (Shush Jason)

Batman: …the show must go on?

Tim; oh this is bullshit!-

Tim:

Tim:

Tim: what did I feed my cat…hm…

Tim:

Tim: oh I’m the cat!….

Tim:

Tim: oh shit I’m a human being I’m supposed to eat!

how I see joker Junior is that Tim is kind of back to normal but he still has joker Junior like a bipolar disease and two face is kinda like that with both his different halves and I would just find it really cute and kind of funny to see them bonding over having a bipolar situation (I’m not making fun of actual bipolar situations for people and I don’t a lot of shit about this mental state)

Anyway This is how I think it would go if they meet (non-cannon reactions!):

Tim:

Two face:

Tim: not bipolar but have bipolar reactions with a whole different entity in you?

Two face: yep, you?

Tim: other half joker junior

Two face: *nods*

Tim

Two face:

Two face: so want to go get ice cream and shit talk our other sides?

(Other half) two face: hey!

Tim: sure, but if I do break into laughter randomly it’s just Joker Junior

Two face: *nods*

-and then they go get ice cream

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Photo of nine year old Tim realizing, while holding baby Damien, after one month that Talia isn’t coming.

(I can’t draw so I did it on Gacha Life 2 for improvising 😅)

This is an AU I want to see it really badly because it just came up into my mind, but I don’t think it exist. It’s an AU about like how Tim made (I think) a baby out of him and kon’s DNA when he was going through that and tried to clone kon, but it’s Damien.

(And stay with me because the time of this is really weird, but it’s AU so)

After tim made a baby it died (sadly) I don’t know how but it just did, but like a mother that survived childbirth but her baby didn’t he was grieving because it was like losing kon again. But in this scenario of an AU, Talia (and I don’t know a lot about Damien’s creation) found tim as she heard that he created a baby with DNA and she used his mournfulness to technically make her baby.

She gave tim her’s and Batman‘s DNA so he created the baby but something came up. I don’t know what you can figure that out, but something came up and she never returned back for the baby after Damien was created and he survived so out of grief and suffering, Tim kinda adopts/raises Damien. He raised him or tried to raise him as a good parent while also being Robin and this was when he also just started being Robin (like I said time is weird in this AU, tim was already smart from a small age so that’s what I’m going for and him and kon we’re good friends before he came Robin) but anyways after about 10 years Talia came to collect Damien, but after raising Damien for 10 years, Tim said no because that was his child,his baby. So Talia kidnapped Damien.

Talia kept Damien for two years and brainwashed/erased his memories of him thinking he never knew tim and that she raised him for 10 years (she used tim as a long time babysitter) but after Jason‘s resurrection and Talia dropping off Damien for Batman, Tim was still Robin and was absolutely heartbroken to see his baby boy trying to kill people while also not remembering him. I don’t know what else I could’ve put here.

(It’s weird, I know it is really off but I don’t care)

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Extra:

-tim was 9 when he first made Damien and used his blood (idk why) so technically their blood related siblings (more son and dad if you want to see it like that way as well)

-tim and kon (yes he was still created by lex just at a younger age) knew each other since they were 1

-tim is now 17 (I don’t care if that’s wrong. I really really don’t care for math. Let’s just say the time got corrupted and he’s 17)

-Damien called tim mama, that was his first word

-no one knows Tim raised Damien because of the brainwash and also at the time no one knew him

-tim still had Damien when he was stalking Batman and Robin (Jason)

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Kon: you said you wanted to go faster

Tim: ya! faster! not ‘break my legs’!

Tim: my ass is going to hurt for days and my fucking neck is bruised!

Dick:

Steph:

Jason;

Bruce:

Damian:

Alfred:

Tim: *Realizes it sounded like they had sex*omg…

Kon: *laughing his ass off*

(Tim wanted to fly so kon picked him up and he accidentally fell, which is where he got the bruising on his neck when kon tried to hold him by the scruff of his shirt, but that almost choked him so he had to drop him which made his butt hurt because he landed on. Tim wanted to see how fast he could go)

Jason: *kidnapped him*. Oh? who pushed you off?

Tim; myself

Jason:

Tim:

Jason: *calling bat man*. Take your child back-

Bernard: why are you on the floor tim?

Tim: your boring

Bernard:

Tim:

Bernard: were you stabbed again?

Tim: six times

Dick: why?

I saw like another post on Reddit or something idk probably TikTok, where the batkids are calling Bruce Dad on missions when they get hurt and Bruce immediately dropping anything even if they were fighting to go to his kid. I want to see this with everyone for Tim. like they’re fighting Batman, dick, Jason (revived), and Damien (because I just see Damien, even as a little brother, being slightly overprotective of Tim)

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*everyone’s fighting and Tim gets hit with a bat by one of the goons and he just freezes up as blood gushes out of his head*

Tim: …..

Goon; *smirks*

Tim: *starts panicking and having a small panic attack before tears flow out of his eyes*, DAD!

Tim screamed, not realizing the other three (dick,Jason, and Damien were fighting with them because they joined when Tim was fighting another goon not realizing they were there) as he puts his hands over his eyes while screaming Dad over and over

And the goons know the stories of when a robin calls for their father and immediately start trying to make him stop crying, but it’s already too late as all four of them scream 

Batman,dick,Jason, and Damien freeze when they hear him scream. Dick,Jason and Damien immediately give up morals and start killing fastly as they run over to Tim and Batman Just knock the goons out. The goons that hit tim we’re now being pinned to the ground by Damien and Jason, as he was trying to be comforted by Dick and Bruce 

Bruce is talking to him and hush tones as dick wipes away the blood with his sleeve, not caring that it’s making his suit dirty 

After Jason and Damien beat the shit out of the the goon they immediately run over to Tim as Damien sits in front of him and Jason is behind him with both Bruce and dick at his sides 

Bruce is the one that picks up Tim but the other three hands never leave him side as they walk to the manor. Jason calls his goons to take care of the other ones as they make it back. Dick called Alfred already warning him of the situation.

After Tim got cleaned up, they all sat on the couch, Jason deciding to stay for the night with Dick also staying for the night as Alfred wrapped a blank around them

Tim was Sitting on Bruce’s lap, Damien laying his head on Tim’s lap with Jason and Dick at their sides. They watch Tim’s favorite movie

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Tim learned the power of calling Bruce dad-

Tim: *bites phone*

Tim; ….this isn’t a Poptart

Bernard: you don’t like pop tarts?

Tim:

Bernard:

Bernard: how long has it been since you slept?

Tim:

Bernard:

Bernard: Tim-

Tim; *runs out the window*

Jason: I hate Tim, he’s just my replacement!

Tim: I saw a glimpse of the Joker close to my area-

Jason: I’m gonna murder everyone for you

Tim: ……

Jason:

Tim; peanut butter crackers 

Kid flash: why??

Tim: …..

Kon: well someone was found in the bathroom

Kid flash: so?

Tim: …..

Kon: …..

Tim; keep your innocence-

Kid flash: what-