Puuush

My heavily pregnant boss texted me late at night to come over and drop off some paperwork. It was so weird because it was 1 a.m. I get there around 1:30ish. She left her door unlocked for me so I walk in. I hear odd sounds coming from up stairs. I follow it. She lived alone. I get to her room and to my surprise she’s sitting on the edge of her bed with her knees to her chest, in a night gown, her eyes closed and concentrated. I hear her grunting. I watch her for 10 more minutes. She moans and pushes, screams and grunts. “Come out pleeeease” she says. She looks up and sees me. “I texted you so you can help me with this” she says while panting. “It’s so big, oooo toooo big” she says. I’m still quiet. “Come over here and stand in front of me” she tells me. I do what she says. “Push my legs back and help me push” she says”. I do it. She bears down “AAAAHHHHHHHHHH” she screams. I can see she’s struggling.

I’ve been visiting my heavily pregnant best friend multiple times a week. Yesterday I went with her to her appointment and the doctor said she will be giving birth soon and it will be around 18 pounds. I mean I did notice her belly was huge but we were still shocked. Today I go over there and notice the lights were off. I wanted to surprise her with a movie night. I assumed she must be asleep since the lights were off. From a distance I can hear panting. I followed the noises as they got louder. I see her sitting on the bottom of the stairs. Her legs wide and belly hanging so low. Why is she sitting in the dark panting? She didn’t see me. “Oooh please come out” I hear her say while grunting. I look down and see a slight bulge in her pants. She’s….pushing?? She bares down and pushes hard. I see the the bulge getting bigger and when she stops pushing it goes back in. Her head leans bag exhausted. Seems like she’s been pushing for hours. Why isn’t she calling someone for help? I watch her for about an hour while she screams and moans. I finally walk up to her. “It’s…..oooooooo….it’s…aaahhhh cominnnng” she tells me. “Why are you pushing alone?” I ask. “I‘ve always aahhhh wanted to push something big out all by myself” she responds. “Push my legs to my chest while I push” she tells me. I do it. “Push” I tell her. “OOOOOOOH I FEEEEEEL IT!” She screams while baring down. I see the bulge getting bigger.

I went to the gym to workout at 3 a.m because there is barely anyone there. I usually see this one lady who looks like she can be due at any moment around that time as well. Well this time I haven’t seen her and thought it was a bit odd. After my workout I went to the locker room to take a shower. The shower next to mine was on too. I hear weird noises. I ignore it but then I hear grunting. I notice they forgot to lock the door. I carefully open to take a peak. There I see the lady I usually always see, she’s standing with her hands on both sides of the wall and legs spread. “Are you okay” I ask. She gets startled and looks at me and says “it’s…it’s oooooo….coming”. I rush in there and lock the door behind me. “You’re pushing?!” I say. “Mmmhmm” she nods. I help hold her up from behind. “Help me push please” she moans at me. How did she know I wanted to watch her push. “Keep the shower on so no one hears you pushing in here” I tell her. “Mmhmm ok…oooo it’s so biiiiig” she grunts. “Push. Push hard” I tell her. We sit on the floor with her back against my chest while I hold her. She bares down and pushes. “Good, keep pushing” I say. “Ooo I feel it…..ooo I feel it”. I look down and see it’s a huge egg trying to come out. I only see it barely because it’s too big. “ITS TOO BIG” she screams.

I just wanted to do some last min grocery shopping at 3 a.m. I knew I was due any moment, hence the reason I wanted to get my groceries. As I’m walking through the aisles I can feel the need to push. I stop a few times to take a breath. “Not right now” I look down saying. As I’m in the cereal aisle, I feel it again. “There’s no way it wants to come out right now” I whisper holding my belly. Before I know it, I can’t hold it, my body starts pushing slowly. “Oooo please stop, please not…..not aaaah” I hold on to my cart grunting. Right there, I quietly push. “Ooooh gosh, I can’t stop pushing”. I use the cart as support to try to walk. I enter an aisle where’s there’s a female employee stocking items on a shelf. She looked like she was about 30 years old. I don’t want her to know. She sees me and smiles “your belly is huge, how far are you” she asks. I’m wearing a long dress. I didn’t want to talk. I wanted to leave so I can push. “Due….any….ooooo….moment” I respond panting. I try holding it in. “Are you okay?” She says. I don’t respond. I no longer can hold it, I hold on to the cart and squat down and push “Aaahhh…. It’s….its coming…please get help” I say to her. She gets on the phone and calls for help. I sit on the floor with my back against the aisle. “I called for help, right now lay here and if you need to push, push hard sweetie” she tells me. I lift my dress and grunt. I push. “Ooooooo aaaaaaaahhhhhhh” I grunt. I notice an hour passed by of me pushing. The employee has been sitting by my side holding my hand. “Didn’t you call for help?” I ask. “Ummm….I lied…I…..I’ve always wanted to help someone push” she says smiling.

Inside my work cubicle and about the last 2 hours I can hear grunting sounds coming from the cubicle next to mine. I decided to ignore it but wondered if everything is okay with my colleague. Before I left I made sure to say bye and she looked up with sweat on her forehead and gave me a smile. It wasn’t until I was halfway home I realized I have left some paper work at work. I drove back hoping they didn’t close the building. I entered and the lights were off. I took the elevator to the 4th floor and entered the room. It was dark and the only light I saw on was my managers office. I’m guessing she forgot to turn it off. As I was looking for the papers, all of a sudden I hear voices coming from her office. “There’s people here?” I thought. I slowly walk over there, the closer I got the sounds got louder. I take a peak and I was shocked. My colleague was laying on her side bearing down with her eyes shut. My manager was holding her leg up. “Push, keeping pushing” my manager says. “AAAAAAAAHHH I can’t it’s too BIG!!!!” My colleague screams. “Come on, give me a big push” my boss says. “Oooh get it OUUUUUUT PLEEEASE” my colleague begs her. “No, you need to push it out all by yourself” my boss yells at her. “Oooh I feel it, it’s coming slowly, oooooooo” my colleague moans. I can see she’s stretching out so big, that’s when I can see it’s a ginormous egg. I sit there watching her push and scream.

In my backyard watering my flowers and I hear a grunting. I try to ignore it but wondered “is it my neighbor?”. I go quietly near the tall wooden fence that separates our houses and peak through a hole as the the grunting sounds got louder. I see my neighbor wearing nothing and on her hands and knees in the grass panting. “What is she doing?” I continue to watch her. “Ooooo it’s coming I can feel it” I hear her say. I wanted to look away but couldn’t. I continue to watch her for about 30 mins. She stayed in that position panting and moaning. I heard her say “it’s too big”. Out of breath she finally lays on her back. She grabs her knees to her chest and bears down. “Is she…..pushing?” I thought to myself. “Come on…oooo…..you can do it…aaaaaa…..come out” she says to herself as she pushes hard. She then makes eye contact with me. “Does she know I’m watching her” I whisper. “I see you” she says. I quickly turn around. “It’s okay, you can watch me push” she says. So nervous I don’t respond. She grunts louder and screams. “Help me push. I left the door open for you” she says. Did she plan this? I do what she says and enter her back yard. I sit next to her and that’s when I see something big is trying to come out of her. “An egg?” I say. “Ooo yessss it’s ….soooo biiig. I’m laying a big egg” She says. She bears down screaming and pushing. I see it barely poking out. “I feel it, I feel it trying to stretch me” she says panting. I help hold her leg up “You need to push hard” I tell her.

“Push! Come on you can do it” my best friend tells me. She invited us for a girls night. I knew I shouldn’t have came since I was due at any moment. Now here I am, at my bestfriends house pushing on her couch. I have both bestfriends on each side holding my legs up and telling me how good of a job I am doing. “You’re almost there” they tell me. But that’s what they said hours ago. “She’s pushing out a really fat egg” Ashley tells Kate. “AAAAAAAAHHHHH!” I scream. “Keep bearing down for us” Kate tells me. It’s dark but infront of me is a big TV with different scenes. Scenes of women actresses in labor and pushing. Ashley thought it would be a good idea while I push at the same time. “Big push!” Kate says. “Aaaaaaah” I pant and grunt.

On a plane heading to Japan. This will take hours so I take a nap. Suddenly I am awaken by the urge needing to push. I look around and all the passengers are sleeping. “What’s going on” I whisper to myself looking down. I walk to the small restroom because something does not feel right. I close the door and sit down. The feeling of needing to push comes back. The bathroom is so small I put both legs up on the wall. With my pants on I bear down. “Ooooo….why is my body puuuuushing” I moan. Suddenly a flight attendant opens the door. I look up at her and say “pleeease help” I lean in and push. She walks in, closes the door behind her and says “omgosh, are you pushing!” She stands in between my legs and grabs them, she pushes them to my chest. “Push, push it out” she yells at me. She then walks out and comes back in. “Follow me” she says. Confused, I follow her and we walk in between the aisles and she stops in the middle. The Pilot makes an announcement and says “Wake up everyone, we have a passenger that will be pushing for us” and everyone looks at me.

I went to the library for some alone time and decided to go into those small rooms for studying. All of a sudden, I have the urge to push. I don’t know why. I continue to read my book and ignore it. I get the feeling again. “What’s happening?” I whisper. The librarian walks in to tell me they’re closing. She notices I’m in distress and asks is everything ok. I tell her “I don’t know…my body feels weird” I look down at myself. She walks always and 5 minutes later all the lights turn off, except for my room. “Oooh gosh….why does it feel like something needs to get out….aaaah”. The librarian walks back in “oh my…..what’s goin on”. I get up trying to stand with my legs apart. I heavy breath saying “I have to push. It feels like something is inside and wants to come out, aaaaaah something big” I grunt. I hold on to the table and my body starts pushing and I start screaming. She stands there staring at me. I tell her “please go find help uuuuuuuuh I’m puuuuushing again”. She says “there’s no help, it’s just us. Sit on the edge of the table”. I stare confused. “You’re in labor sweetie”. “No, I can’t be” I say while pushing again. “There’s nooooo uuuuh mmmm way”. She says “I see a bulge”. I tell her “please….pleeeeeasse call for helllllllp!” I scream. She smirks, “I’ve always wanted to watch someone push”. She grabs my legs and pushes them back and says “bear down and push hard”. I have no choice. I cry “AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!”. She says, “I can see it, it’s an egg, a very big egg”. “Oooooooo it hurts, it’s toooooo aaaaaaaahhhhh biiiiiiig!” I moan and grunt. She says “big push, push hard, be as loud as you want it’s just us”.