Puppies just love humping don’t they?
Good pups think about all the different things they could hump when they enter a room
You love to think about how all of the different textures would feel against you
It’s hard to stop yourself from rocking into your seat when you think about humping
Good puppies love to hump all of their time away
There isn’t anything else you need to do than think about humping
All of the different options can be overwhelming for a puppy because every choice has its pros
the couch, it’s firm arms and soft cushion puppy parts squished into the fabric.
The table, hard and rough, pinching and pressing, too much in all of the right ways
Handlers thigh, bouncing up while your hips are squeezed and pushed down forced to feel it all while leaving the cutest little wet spot in your pants
It’s just what a good puppy is meant to do