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Human reader drunk at a casino: Devil if youâre listening give me a win of 80 bucks and you can have my soul
Lucifer in hell reading a newspaper: oh thatâs a helluva bargain! Deal!
Lucifer blasts some magic upwards*
Human reader wins 80 bucks immediately*
Human reader: Oh my god! He heard me! Thatâs crazyâŚ. Did I just sell my soul for 80 bucks?
Lucifer in hell: I love me a good bargain. Oh look! Big sale at Hellmart!
Alastor and Readerâs first kiss
Reader: I just⌠I think Iâm in love with you. I was always afraid to say it
Alastor: you never have to be afraid to tell me something. I promise Iâll always understand. Because I love you too
Alastor pulls reader into a kiss*
Reader: Alastor?
Alastor: yes?
Reader: you know how you said I shouldnât be afraid to tell you anything?
Alastor: of course
Reader: eat more mints please
Alastor: oh. I see.. what if I say no?
Reader: no more kisses
Alastor: ok, Iâll try to fix my⌠little problem
Lucifer hasnât been heard from in a couple of days*
Reader agrees to go check on Lucifer*
Reader: hey Lu! Just wanted to check on you!
No answer*
Reader: Lucifer? Lucifer!
No answer*
Reader: Iâm coming in Lucifer!
Reader enters to see no Lucifer but a giant wooden duck in the center of the room*
Reader: Lucifer?
Luciferâs sighs his voice coming from inside the duck: in hereâŚ
Reader: Lucifer⌠what-wha-WHY?
Lucifer: the door is stuck
Reader: ok yeahâŚ. But what was the thought process-
Lucifer: -please donât ask that
Reader: canât you like⌠teleport out?
Lucifer: I made it completely magic proof
Reader: again⌠WHY?!?
Lucifer: look! I read a book about the battle of ancient TROY ok?
Reader: âŚ
Reader: oooohhhhh!!!!
Lucifer: yeahâŚ
Reader: thatâs hilarious!
Lucifer: ha.. ha⌠yeahâŚ
Headcanon that when Alastor gets truly close with someone he has this toxic trait where he will tell them to go away, he will insult them, he will act like heâs mad at them when they get him show emotions in front of others. And then⌠heâll get mad they went away, felt hurt or decided they didnât want to deal with him anymore because clearly he ACTUALLY meant the opposite and they should know him better and they are selfish for not being with him 24/7
Alastor bursts into readers room*
Alastor: you better have a good explanation for avoiding me
Reader: what? You asked me to leave you alone
Alastor: of course but you werenât supposed to actually do it. You havenât talked to me in a week
Reader: you told me not to talk to you!
Alastor: again! You should know I never meant it. And now you are hanging out with Lucifer to make me angry
Reader: YOU LITERALLY SAID GO HANG OUT WITH LUCIFER INSTEAD BECAUSE HE IS THE ONE WHO IS ACTUALLY LONELY
Alastor: but I didnât actually expect you to!
Reader: Alastor! Do you think I can READ MINDS!?!?

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Reader is a new Voxtek employee
Val: hey you!
Reader: yes sir?
Val: are you a mindless drone?
Reader: uh I donât think so
Val: good I need you to do me a favor
Reader: how can I help you sir?
Val: Iâm going out for coffee with Velvette and I need you to babysit for me
Reader: babysit?
iPad Vox: I TOLD YOU I DONT NEED A BABYSITTER!!!
Val: just watch him and donât listen to a word he says
Reader: um ok
Val leaves*
Ten minutes later*
iPad Vox: soooo⌠this is awkward but I need to use the bathroom
Reader: what? How?
iPad Vox: look if I knew how to explain it I would
Reader: fine letâs go
iPad Vox: ok, first I need my TB
Reader: youâre what?
iPad Vox: my temporary body? Yeah didnât you know about that? I use it to go the bathroom
Reader: yeah nice try
iPad Vox: WHAT? You donât believe me?!? I could piss myself right here right now!
Reader: do it
iPad Vox: âŚ.. you know youâre kinda hot
Reader: mhm right
iPad Vox: honestly you just have this alluring vibe but alas⌠I canât fuck you without a body! Itâs a curse and crime!
Reader: yeah whatever
iPad Vox: look! I did some dumb things ok? But it⌠itâs just so hard!
Vox starts sniffling*
iPad Vox: ever since I was just a baby boy I was never good enough for-
Reader: -Vox you do realize Iâm in hell for a reason too right!
iPad Vox: you want a promotion? Give me my body and Iâll give you a promotion. Big money, barely any actual work
Reader: and face the wrath of the other two Vees? No thank you
iPad Vox: you want to experience WRATH?!? I will fucking kill you and no one will even notice your gone! You FUCKING PIECE OF SHI-
Val: -Iâm back! Fucking line at the coffee place was 10 people deep so weâre just gonna order lunch and have it delivered here
iPad Vox: hey babe I missed you so much!
Val: yeah, yeah. Missed you too. So was he good?
Reader looks at Vox*
Vox gives puppy dog eyes*
Reader: he was fine
Val: good. Alright amorcito letâs go
iPad Vox: can I have lunch with you guys?
Val: well since you were good today sure
iPad Vox: can I⌠have my body back too?
Val: no
iPad Vox: but I was GOOD!!!
Val: thatâs it! No lunch date for you! Youâre going BACK IN THE FILING CABINET!!!
iPad Vox: NOOO!!! Iâm sorry!!!!!
Iâve been having writerâs block for the past couple of weeks which SUCKS but I still wanted to post this idea I had that may or may not be progressed at some point.
Lucifer feeling insecure about his hands â theyâre rough and blackened, nothing like the rest of his perfect skin, ruined by the Fall. He constantly keeps them occupied with something else (his staff, usually) just to avoid touching people because heâs seen how they grimace or recoil at the feeling, eager to release their hold as soon as possible.
And then his surprise when, the first time you meet, you take his hand and press your lips to the back of it. You donât even flinch at the texture of his scars, gazing into his eyes with such a gentle expression it makes him blush. He can barely stammer out an introduction because heâs such a blushing mess.
And then later, when youâre dating and sitting on his bed together, you randomly decide to push up the sleeve of his oversized sweater and press a trail of kisses up his arm Gomez Addams-style.
âHoneyyyâŚâ he whines like a complaint, but the golden flush that creeps up his neck and the way he hides his face in his sweater says otherwise. âYou canât just⌠do thatâŚâ
âDo what?â you ask with a smirk as you guide his face to look at you. Your eyes meet, and you grace him with the same smile you wore when you first met. âHow can I resist when youâre just so beautiful?â
You press a kiss to his palm. âYour hands are so prettyâŚâ The back of his hand. âSo warmâŚâ His wrist, right against his pulse point. âSo perfectâŚâ
He practically squawks, flapping his hand frantically as if to shoo you away. âOkay, okay, I get it! You like my hands⌠weirdoâŚâ
Despite his words, he canât stop the smile that creeps along his lips. You somehow manage to make him feel like maybe heâs not completely ruined. Like maybe there is still something beautiful about him, even if youâre the only one who appreciates it.
âIâm glad you understand,â you chuckle. âBecause I donât intend to stop showing you how beautiful you are until you agree.â
You know what? I donât totally hate this! I might actually expand on this idea at some point if my motivation ever decides to be consistent lol
SnakeCaretaker!Reader: You are the nicest guy I know. If only all men were sweet and cuddly like you, but alas the good ones only exist in fairy tales. *chuckles* If I kiss your tiny little head, would you turn into a prince for me?
Lucifer, a king eagerly awaiting a smooch from his future queen:
Hello, sae, this is the first time I make a request and, having in mind a fluff! and hurt/comfort rise turt x reader, I'm (coincidentally) hearing your plea. I had in mind raph x reader or donnie x reader when reader is having period cramps, but if period is too yucky and uncomfortable for you, scratch that 𫣠Hope this request is not too demanding/arrogant for you âşď¸
That Time of the Month: Rise! Raph & Donnie Headcanons
đ hello hello!!! thank you so much for making a request, i always love when people do đ i did both of the turtles you requested, hope you donât mind. these will be pretty short. just some headcanons for each! happy spring, friend!
requests are open! <3 getting to them slowly. tried out a new little format for headcanons. let me know if yall hate it and i'll fix it haha
tags: rottmnt, x reader, raph, donnie, headcanons, pre-established relationship, request, fluff, comfort, fem reader/reader who has a period
synopsis: it's that time of the month again. your cramps are worse than ever, and you want nothing more than to curl up in a hole and to just stay there forever. your lovely turtle boyfriend helps you through it đ
May I request(fluff) how the bros would react to an s/o who loves touching and squeezing their face, or just their whole head, like anything goes, squeeze their cheeks, pat their head, squeeze and stretch their cheeks, Boop their nose, use their head as a drum like lightly tapping/patting
Touchy
RotTMNT x gn!reader
Warnings: fluff, very short
A/N: gonna just randomly throw out posts, I ain't gonna try to have a schedule. Whatever I wanna post will be posted whenever I feel like it lmao
Donnie
He hates it
At least that's what he says
He does genuinely not like it sometimes
But overall, he kind of enjoys it
He likes the more gentle touches
He hates when you squeeze his cheeks
But when Donnie gets migraines he will ask for you to squeeze his head
Leo
He loves all kinds of touching
Squeezing, pats, boops
He'll be you for them sometimes
He doesn't really like when you use his head as a drum, but you can use his shell
Leo just loves being pet and touched all the time
If he doesn't get any affection from you during the day he'll pout and whine until you do
Mikey
He loves everything
Especially the pats
He will take any touch he can get
And if you're hands aren't on him, his hands are on you
He is a fiend
He can't get enough
Raph
He loves pats
Especially on his shell
But he also will let you squeeze his face
He'll do the same to you if you want
However, he becomes a blushing mess every time you touch him
He can't function

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This is lengthy enough to be something idk enjoy đ also srry for not posting yummi finishes with her classes
i start again in a few weeksđ
Anyways here some Bay Leo Gotta love some blue đ˘đ
//Zero warnings here, we all need some fluff (also established relationship)//
Proofread by @lillycitta
As Leonardo closes the door behind him with a soft creak, the typical sounds of the lair beyond his enclosure are damped.
Each corner of the house was filled with activity; the steady hum of Donnie's monitors became a murmur, and the music that Mikey and Raph played while working out in the dojo was muffled. The only light came from the lamp on his desk, filling the room with a warm, golden glow.
Leo lingered by the entrance of the door for a moment, his broad shoulders finally relaxing now that patrol was behind him. His katanas, now rested securely against his wall, leaving his bare shell vulnerable.
The weight of his leadership never leaves him, you could see the way it eased, even if only slightly, whenever he was with you.
His gaze drifted across the room until it found yours, studying you with the same careful attention he gave everything important.
"You're awfully quiet tonight," he observed.
You looked up from where you'd been lost in thought and offered a small shrug.
"Just thinking."
You lie on his futon with a book from Leo's shelf, titled "Peace in the Storm". You were the type to read, but it was your face that somewhat concerned him.
He knows that look, when you are frustrated, or when you have had a long day, and all you need is some relaxation.
"Hm," he let out, not buying the surface of your wall that you've put up.
That was all he said at first.
He didn't press you for answers or fill the silence with unnecessary questions.
Instead, he walked toward you with slow, measured steps until he sat down just within arm's reach.
His ocean eyes searched your face for another moment before one corner of his mouth twitched upward.
"Should I be worried about anything?" he asked. Somewhat safe answer, while not sounding obvious.
You blinked before letting out a quiet laugh. "No."
"No?" His bone brow raised.
"Good. Last time you looked this serious, you convinced Donnie to explain quantum physics over dinner."
"I asked one question."
"You did ask one question," he repeated, perfectly straight-faced. "An hour later, Mikey was knocked out and had pizza still hanging from his mouth. The sauce was all over him-poor guy."
You remember that moment.
You also remember that after seeing Mikey knocked out with his slice on his face, Casey laughed so hard he almost choked on his pizza.
It was surprising that you remembered that, but it was a warm memory. The corners of your lips came a little creped up, an innocent little smile that Leo brought up.
And Leo caught it instantly.
"There it is," he murmured, fulfillment softening his voice.
"I've been waiting for that."
He closed the remaining distance, one hand settling lightly against your waist. The touch was gentle, giving you every chance to move away if you wanted to.
Instead, you stepped into him without thinking, and the small smile he'd been trying to hide grew just a little.
"Much better," he said quietly.
You rested your forehead against the smooth surface of his plastron, letting out a slow breath you hadn't realized you'd been holding. One of his arms slipped around your back, drawing you close enough that you could feel the slow, steady rhythm of his breathing.
There was nothing rushed about the embrace. It was simply Leoâsolid, dependable, quietly protective.
"So," you mumbled against his chest, "your plan was just to distract me?"
"My plan?"
"Until I forgot what I was thinking about."
He considered it for a moment, humming thoughtfully.
"...Was it working?"
"A little."
"A little?" he echoed, sounding almost offended. "Guess I'll have to improve my technique."
You laughed softly, shaking your head.
"I think you're doing fine."
"I would hope so." His thumb traced a slow circle against your side. "I've had plenty of practice."
You tipped your head back just enough to look at him. "Practice?"
"Making you smile."
Your heart bounced before you could stop it.
"You make it sound like it's a mission."
"It is."
His expression remained completely serious for exactly two seconds before another smile betrayed him.
"A successful one, at that."
You rolled your eyes with a grin.
"You know," he continued, "you're not nearly as mysterious as you think you are."
"I'm not?"
"No."
"What gives me away?"
"I pay attention."
The answer came so simply that it caught you off guard.
"When you're overwhelmed," he continued, his voice quieter now.
"you get this look. Like you're trying to solve every problem in the world all at once."
His hand moved gently up your back.
"You don't have to do that with me."
The room fell silent again, but it wasn't the uncomfortable kind. It was the sort of silence that only existed between people who understood each other well enough to know words weren't always necessary.
After a minute, Leo shifted slightly, his eyes narrowing with exaggerated thought.
"You've been looking at me this whole time..."
You raised an eyebrow. "Have I?"
"Mhm."
"And?"
"...Not one compliment."
You stared at him.
"Seriously?"
"I spent at least five minutes making sure my mask tails were even."
You laughed, the sound filling the room far louder than either of you expected.
"There you are," he said, his grin finally breaking free. "That's the smile I was looking for."
"You are unbelievable."
"I've been told."
"You fish for compliments now?"
"Only yours."
You pretended to think it over, tapping a finger thoughtfully against his plastron.
"Hm..."
Leo waited with remarkable patience.
"...You do look pretty handsome."
"Pretty?"
You laughed again.
"Very handsome."
"There it is."
"So that's what this was about?"
"I never said I was above taking advantage of the situation."
"Oh, really?"
He leaned down just enough for your foreheads to touch, his smile softening into something infinitely more tender.
"Not often," he admitted. "Only when I know it'll make you laugh."
You smiled, your hands finding the sides of his face.
"It worked."
"I know."
His voice dropped to a little more than a whisper.
"The world's still out there. My brothers are probably causing something, patrol starts again tomorrow, and there'll always be another problem waiting for me."
His thumb brushed gently across your cheek. "But for a few minutes..."
His eyes met yours, warm and unwavering.
"...I'd rather be here."
You smiled, closing the small distance between you until your noses brushed.
"I'd rather have you here, too."
Outside, something crashed, or at least that was the noise followed almost immediately by Mikey loudly insisting that it wasn't his fault.
Leo sighedâdramatically.
"We've got at least..." He paused, glanced at the door, listening for another explosion. "...thirty seconds."
You laughed, and this time, he joined you.
People forget that Leo is an enjoyable character I swear (WE LOVE LEO OVER HERE)
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Lavender Haze (fluff & mild angst)
đ ROTTMNT Donatello/Female Reader đ
A/N: âLavender Hazeâ describes the all-encompassing love glow of a new, deeply passionate relationship. The phrase means being in a blissful, honeymoon-phase love bubble and wanting to protect that peace from outside scrutiny, gossip, and societal pressures. (Also, itâs a shade of purple, more shallowly lol)
đľ Inspired by Lavender Haze by Taylor Swift đľ
CWs: Media scrutiny, paparazzi, anxiety/panic response, toxic and vindictive ex, invasion of privacy, cyberbullying, classism/wealth disparity themes, misogyny & outdated gender roles, public shaming, feelings of inadequacy, and imposter syndrome. All characters are aged-up.
Dust to Dust (angst & a little fluff)
đ Bayverse Leonardo/Female Reader đ
A/N: Iâve always been fascinated by the âisolation of commandâ trope, and Bay!Leo embodies that perfectly. Heâs so massive and imposing, but the emotional baggage he lugs around is even heavier. đ
đľ Inspired by Dust to Dust by The Civil Wars đľ
CWs: Angst, a kernel of fluff, ambush/fight aftermath, blood & open wounds, injury treatment, intense feelings of guilt/self-loathing, and a first kiss. All characters are aged-up.
Introducing Them to Your Comfort Media (Rise)
đ ROTTMNT Turtles/Gender Neutral Reader đ
A/N: I was thinking about how comforting it is to share your favorite things with the people you love, and the guys would absolutely match your energy in their own chaotic ways.
Enjoy! đ
CWs: None! All characters are aged-up.
Born For This (fluff & mild angst)
â¤ď¸ Bayverse Raphael/Female Reader â¤ď¸
A/N: Iâve always loved the idea that Bay!Raph isnât just a mindless brawler. Heâs incredibly smart, and when he loves someone, that protective instinct translates into whatever strategy will keep them safest. So hereâs some good old-fashioned corporate takedown catharsis. đ¤
đľ Inspired by Born for This by The Score đľ
CWs: Fluff, some angst, job loss, false accusations/defamation, bullying & betrayal, emotional distress, anxiety/panic attack, crying, hurt/comfort, and a first kiss. All characters are aged-up.

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Glimpse of Us (angst)
đ ROTTMNT Leonardo/Female Reader đ
A/N: Sequel to Lost In Your Touch!
Post-Krang Leo is someone who is utterly terrified of how loud and overwhelming his own feelings are, so running to safety makes perfect senseâeven if itâs an artificial kind of peace. Writing Minaâs realization was heavy, but I really wanted to show that true healing doesnât start until you stop hiding behind a mask.
đľ Inspired by Glimpse of Us by Joji đľ
CWs: Angst, Leo-centric, PTSD/trauma, emotional cheating, rebound relationship, mentions of traumatic flashbacks & nightmares, masking & forced positivity, breakups, and a somewhat hopeful ending. All characters are aged-up.
Lost In Your Touch (angst)
đ ROTTMNT Leonardo/Female Reader đ
A/N: I really wanted to write a fic where truly, nobody is the bad guy after a break-up. Mina is sweet, Leo is just trying to find peace after literal apocalyptic trauma, and the reader is stuck in a devastating grief loop. Itâs messy and itâs deeply painful. not sorry for the angst; i needed this out of my drafts asap
đľ Inspired by Lost In Your Touch by Butcher Babies đľ
CWs: Heavy angst, post-breakup depression, unhealthy coping mechanisms, obsessive/stalking behavior (boundary crossing), invasive thoughts, panic attack/breathing difficulties, emotional breakdown, and brief mentions of post-movie Krang trauma/scars. All characters are aged-up.