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there isn’t a movement in vader’s towering form that isn’t consciously thought out.       every twitch of a finger or thundering footstep serves a purpose to the lumbering giant,       RIGHT NOW HE'S STILL AS AN OAK TREE.         “    no assistance required,  ”      he eventually responds after a full minute of silence in which he gauges the response of the child.          “    i am a CURIOUS MAN and like to know everyone who finds themselves working closely within the empire.         loyalty is a   ...  fickle thing,       i wish to stamp any embers of potential sympathy for the rebellion personally.         so tell me,         and i will know if you are lying,    are you loyal to the empire?    are you loyal to me?     ”

now that’s just too far

skinny jeans make my ass look phat those other ants look like they have no gluteus on their maximus