coworker called me out for being able to ride horses but not bicycles
anyone else??
I suck at riding horses AND bikes, so I ride dick
i guess somebody had to say it

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coworker called me out for being able to ride horses but not bicycles
anyone else??
I suck at riding horses AND bikes, so I ride dick
i guess somebody had to say it

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OMG there’s a follow-up story to THIS ONE
GLORIOUS
OH MY GOD.
Me @ myself:
holy shit i have the best idea
my line of logic was “well if i put the sponge in the blender, when i turn it on the sponge will spin around and scrub the blender for me so i dont have to spend ages cleaning it”
thats not what happened though :•(
idgaf if this makes me soft but I honestly can’t wait to be married to the absolute love of my life and live in our home and adopt our dogs and be working our dream careers and just enjoy the dreamy simplicity that is our peaceful and full of love life

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this was our pupper the first time we put his booties on him.
I love him
urgent someone find me the picture of the puppy in teddy bear clothes it looks like this
this?
THANK YOU
the best part of infinity war was when bucky picked up rocket and spun around like a lethal carousel of war. looked like julie andrews dancing in the mountains. the hills are alive but bitch you ain’t.
“У меня просто кость пушистая. Дай колечки”…
Can this be the new go to meme of 2018
I fixed it
This is the best fix I’ve seen

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Same Ryan, same
Ryan is literally every single fan in the world
I don’t have paranormal experiences, I AM a paranormal experience.
Life goal: someone meeting me considers it an “encounter”.
More animal snaps
Animal snaps

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Sloths aren’t lazy; they’re just saving their energy. Today, that energy is released.
this is singlehandedly the scariest fucking post on this hellsite what the fuck