☾ apotheosis dude ☽

in elden ring there are two types of boss; "beautiful" and "wet". if you're a beautiful boss your name is something like melinar the crimson spear or gondwana the gleaming and you're rocking an 80 inch pin-straight middle-parted wig. if you're a wet boss your name is randal reamtaint the revolting or lord giger groundstooth of the death brigade and you're built like a small- to medium-sized airplane in every direction. in both cases you are welsh.

the funny thing about verso is he never even needed his masks because he stopped pretending in act 3 and nobody understands him anyway

There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white