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Peter Solarz
Misplaced Lens Cap
Sade Olutola
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

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That fuckin smile at the end
To the worried person in the comments:Â
No, a hummingbirdâs heart will not stop if it stops moving. Youâre possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such canât stop moving. Hummingbirds donât sit often because theyâre busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep.Â
Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.
However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.
Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.
this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading âNo, a hummingbirdâs heart will not stop if it stops moving. Youâre possibly thinking of Spoinkâ killed meÂ
Tarot & Oracle Spread Masterpost
This is a masterpost of tarot & oracle card spreads. None of them are mine; this is solely a compilation of various spreads found on tumblr. Iâve broken them down into sections to sort through them with ease. This is not a full list, but do enjoy the spreads listed below. Note: Witchcraft is NOT a replacement for medical care. Seek the services in your area if you need help.
Enjoy!
Daily Spreads:
Good Morning Spread
Harmonious Day Spread
Daily Brew
Morning Mug
One Day At A Time
Love/Luck/Truth:
Soulmate Spread
Relationship Insight
how to make friends
Luck Ducky
Illuminate the Truth
Bat Tarot Spread
two halves of the same heart
confusion in a relationship
Love Tarot Spread
Single and Looking
A Way Back into Love
Where is my love life going?
Self Love/Self Care/Spirituality:
The New You
Whatâs Up My Dude?
The Unicorn Spread
Mirrored Heart Spread
Breathe Deeply
Inner Empress Spread
Shine Like a Star
Self-Love Spread
Self-Exploration Spread
May Your Self-Confidence Rise Like the Moon
Self-Care Spread
A spread for healing from hurtful words
Forgiveness Spread
For Gaining Closure & Letting Go
Let Your Soul Shine
calm the f@%k down
hierarchy of needs
Pyramid of Present Introspection
Unlock yourself
Walking Away
Stop Being Bad To Yourself
For Empaths
I Canât F@%king Sleep
Up All Night
Reprogram your Subconscious
Higher Self & Purpose Spread
Spiritual Growth
Spiritual Check-up
Spiritual Progress
connecting with the gods/goddesses
The Baking Sun
Enlightened Perspective
Temper Temper
Loneliness Spread
Self Love Spread
Personal Protection Spread
Self Image Spread
Wholeness Spread
Aphroditeâs Pearl
Hidden Self
Change/Fear:
The New Adventure Spread
Evolve Your Blog
The Tree of Life & The Sprout of Fear
Go With the Flow: A Guide for Change
Keys to Courage
Terrified
Classic Tarot Spreads/Based on Tarot:
Classic Tarot Spreads
Star Spread
100 Variations of the 3-Card Spread
Simple and classic spreads
The Empress
The Fool
The Tower
Eviction Notice
The World
Connect with your Tarot Deck:
Bond with Your Tarot Deck
Hello New Friend (Tarot Deck)
Get to Know Your Deck
Pop Culture:Â
Harry Potter Hogwarts Houses
Rapunzel Spread
Happy Little Trees
The Princess and the Pea
The Princess Bride
Brainstorming/Productiveness/Success:
Achieve Your Dreams
Plan Your Goals
Job Search
Solution Spread
The Right Choice
for busy motherf@%kers
Busy Bee
Toxic Workplace Spread
Quick Coffee Break
growth and goals
Problem Solving Spread
Focus Spread
Holiday/Specific Time Period/Date:
August 2017 Solar Eclipse
New Yearâs Spread
Imbolc Spread of Growth
Imbolc Spread for Goal Setting
Valentineâs Day Spread
Valentineâs Day Self-Love Spread
Be Your Own Damn Valentine
Galentineâs Day Spread
Ostara Tarot Spread
For Beltane
Lammas Spread
Back to School Bag
Holiday Survival Spread
Tarot Spread for Yule
Neptune Retrograde
Embracing Mercury Retrograde Part 1 & Part 2
How to Survive Mercury Retrograde
Beginning, Middle, & End of the Month
New Moon Reflection Spread
New Moon Spread
New Moon New Start Spread
Full Moon Spread
Near to Distant future Spread
Creativity:
Paint Palette Tarot Spread
Protagonist Spread
Sunny Creativity
Storytelling through Tarot
The Artist Spread
Find Your Muse
writing tip
Realize Special Talents
Quick Tarot Fixes/Tricks:
Fix My Wifi
Goals & Desires
Stalker Stand Still
Spiderweb Spread
for when youâre stuck between two choices
Easy Tarot Tricks
The Hermit
doing the right thing?
fix a f@%k up
Wheel of Fortune
goals and desires
41 Quick Spreads for any situation
For When Youâre Lost/Going through a Hard Time:
Putting the Faith in the Universe
Well, Now What?
Finding Balance
A Light In the Dark
Radical Acceptance
Fork In the Road
When Youâre Laying On Your Bed Wondering Where the F@%K Youâre Going In Life
What are my next steps?
Self-Discovery
When the World is Cruel
This Too Will Pass
Bottled Up
âStrongest Person I Knowâ
Difficult Conversation Spread
What the Actual F@%K?!
Past-Lives:
Pyramid of a Past Life
Past Life Spread
A Glimpse into Past Lives
Miscellaneous:
RGB Spread
Conquering a Bad Habit
12 Olympians Spread
Spread for Hobbies
Zodiac
Planetary Tarot Spread
Seven Sisters
Setting Intentions
The Lessons
How to Handle a Situation Getting Out of Hand
Remove the Blinders
I Want to Know You
Chakra Spread
What Youâre Attracting in Life
Mending the Communication Gap
Crystals: Card Reading Aids
So much more than i expected in this
A Mimic as a familiar
- a bandit tries to take your backpack. your backpack tries to take their hand.
- you've been imprisoned and have none of your belongings. In retaliation to the guard denying you food, you spit your gold tooth out at him, watching its shape ripple in its flight. For some reason, you walk free the same day...
- your foe knocks your trusty blade out of your hand and knocks you prone, pinning you to the ground. they raise their axe to strike you dead, but their wrist is caught by a length of hemp cord snaking out of your belongings, holding your adversary back just long enough for you to scramble free.
Oh no. Now I want to play a Changeling with a Mimic as a pet. Talks to it like a dog. Yeah. I want this.
A dundee type character would be fitting
Nein!
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Now updated with a few things that make it (in my mind at least) more fitting, functional, and terrifying.
These
Tables
Are
So
Freakin
GOOD!
Shoutout to Lady Tiefling for being kickass.
Oh⌠Oh!
Always rebloging this one!
Reblog if youâre not afraid to have DM Jesus on your dash
More inadvisable D&D dragons:
Fractal Dragon: Exhales two smaller copies of itself. Use the stat block for the next age category down for the copies. For example, an ancient fractal dragon exhales two copies that use the adult fractal dragon stat block; each copy can in turn exhale two copies that use the young fractal dragon stat block; and so forth. The copies disappear after one minute or when reduced to zero hit points, like summoned monsters.
Reverse Dragon: Has no breath weapon of its own; instead, every other creature of size category Small or larger within 120 feet of the reverse dragon is granted a breath weapon of the appropriate type. Consult the stat block for a wyrmling of the reverse dragonâs colour to determine the granted breath weaponâs traits, including damage, saving throw DC, and recharge interval.
Microdragon: Has the game-mechanical traits of an adult dragon, but is only six inches long. Takes advantage of the fact that the mayhem itâs capable of causing is so wildly out of scale with its stature to hide in plain sight; most communities it targets have no idea whatâs causing the destruction because nobody can see the dragon amid the chaos. (In game terms, the microdragonâs breath weapon does not break stealth, since the area of effect is too large to give away its precise location.)
Inconspicuous Dragon: Exhales a mind-altering gas that causes those affected to not notice that itâs a dragon. This effect lasts for as long as they remain in the dragonâs presence. None of the dragonâs traits are actually altered, but affected parties will tend to rationalise any feats that would be inconsistent with not being a dragon. Additional saving throws may be warranted in the case of actions that are exceptionally hard to explain.
Gun Dragon: A dragon with a shotgun. Treat the shotgun as a standard breath weapon that inflicts piercing damage, except it doesnât have a recharge interval; rather, the dragon must spend an action reloading.
That reverse dragon... but as a psuedo dragon?
More inadvisable D&D dragons:
Fractal Dragon: Exhales two smaller copies of itself. Use the stat block for the next age category down for the copies. For example, an ancient fractal dragon exhales two copies that use the adult fractal dragon stat block; each copy can in turn exhale two copies that use the young fractal dragon stat block; and so forth. The copies disappear after one minute or when reduced to zero hit points, like summoned monsters.
Reverse Dragon: Has no breath weapon of its own; instead, every other creature of size category Small or larger within 120 feet of the reverse dragon is granted a breath weapon of the appropriate type. Consult the stat block for a wyrmling of the reverse dragonâs colour to determine the granted breath weaponâs traits, including damage, saving throw DC, and recharge interval.
Microdragon: Has the game-mechanical traits of an adult dragon, but is only six inches long. Takes advantage of the fact that the mayhem itâs capable of causing is so wildly out of scale with its stature to hide in plain sight; most communities it targets have no idea whatâs causing the destruction because nobody can see the dragon amid the chaos. (In game terms, the microdragonâs breath weapon does not break stealth, since the area of effect is too large to give away its precise location.)
Inconspicuous Dragon: Exhales a mind-altering gas that causes those affected to not notice that itâs a dragon. This effect lasts for as long as they remain in the dragonâs presence. None of the dragonâs traits are actually altered, but affected parties will tend to rationalise any feats that would be inconsistent with not being a dragon. Additional saving throws may be warranted in the case of actions that are exceptionally hard to explain.
Gun Dragon: A dragon with a shotgun. Treat the shotgun as a standard breath weapon that inflicts piercing damage, except it doesnât have a recharge interval; rather, the dragon must spend an action reloading.
That reverse dragon... but as a psuedo dragon?

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Grimoire Prompts
Hereâs a few ideas if youâre stuck on what you want to do!
Pendulum board
Crystal grid
Your favourite song, turned into a spell
Pressed flowers
Photographs of nature
Your handprint, with all the things that make you âyouâ written inside
Pouch to hold incenseÂ
Black mirror page (Using some reflective black material)
Create your own alphabet
A letter to yourself in the future or in the past
Create an altar in your grimoire
Smells of witchcraft you love
Magical moments in your life
Dream diary
Drawings of places you have seen in meditation/ astral travel
Photos of your pets
List of reasons why you are glad to be a witch
Write a letter to a deity, or if you donât believe in deity, to an ancestorÂ
Colour palette tabs found from paint shops
A pie chart of significant things in your practise
Unorthodox correspondences; (examples: Socks for protection and comfort, Blue tack for creativity, doritos for enjoyment)
What would your followers leave as offerings for you if you were a deity?
Make a tarot card out of old newspaper picturesÂ
Write a spell using the most ridiculous objects you can think off
Create a mythical creature that would be your familiar
Resources For Describing Characters
Physical Appearance
Arms
Athletic Build
Back
Butts
Cheeks
Chest
Chins
Curvy Build
Ears
Eyebrows
Eyes
Faces
Facial Hair
Feet
Fingernails
Fingers
Hair
Hands
Head
Hips
Jaws
Knees
Legs
Lips
Muscular Build
Neck
Noses
Shoulders
Slender Build
Sickly Build
Skin
Stocky Build
Stomach
Teeth
Toenails
Toes
Underweight Build
Character Traits
Affectionate
Ambitious
Bossy
Brave
Calm
Cautious
Charismatic
Clever
Conceited
Courageous
Creative
Critical
Curious
Determined
Diplomatic
Dishonest
Disorganized
Eccentric
Excitable
Friendly
Funny
Generous
Glamorous
Guarded
Honest
Impulsive
Independent
Intelligent
Just
Kind
Loyal
Manipulative
Mature
Modest
Mysterious
NaĂŻve
Optimistic
Prejudiced
Persistent
Proper
Responsible
Sensitive
Sentimental
Serious
Shy
Reckless
Stingy
Stubborn
Talented
Thoughtful
Thrifty
Visionary
Wise
Witty
Worry Wart
Wounded
Talents & Skills
A Knack for Languages
A Knack for Making Money
A Way with Animals
Archery
Astral Projection
Astrological Divination
Baking
Basic First Aid
Blending In
Carpentry
Charm
ESP (Clairvoyance)
Empathy
Enhanced Hearing
Enhanced Sense of Smell
Enhanced Taste Buds
Farming
Fishing
Foraging
Gaining the Trust of Others
Gaming
Gardening
Good Listening Skills
Haggling
Herbalism
Hospitality
Hot-Wiring a Car
High Pain Tolerance
Knife Throwing
Knowledge of Explosives
Lip-Reading
Lying
Making People Laugh
Mechanically Inclined
Mentalism
Mimicking
Multitasking
Musicality
Organization
Parkour
Photographic Memory
Predicting the Weather
Promotion
Psychokinesis
Reading People
Regeneration
Repurposing
Sculpting
Self-Defense
Sewing
Sharpshooting
Sleight-of-Hand
Strategic Thinking
Strong Breath Control
Super Strength
Survival Skills
Swift-footedness
Talking With The Dead
Throwing Oneâs Voice
Whittling
Wilderness Navigation
Wrestling
Elemental Abilities
Miscellaneous
Voices
Voice Types
Speech Patterns
Speech Impediment
List of Character Flaws
List of Archetypes
Hairstyles
Describing Body Types & How They Move Around
Secrets To Give Your Character
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Mountain Elf Subrace
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Soooo I'm gonna have to run this one!!!
Deck of Spoopy Things
Threw this together for my gameâs Halloween one-shot. Let me know if you use it - and how your game gets into trouble :D
1. Hallowâs Helm - all creatures within range of the target must make a wisdom saving throw (DC20). On a failure, they see the target as normal - save their head has been replaced with a ferociously carved jack-o-lantern face. The effect lasts until the creatures take a long rest.
2. Your Nagging Aunt - a spirit is summoned from the Astral Plane, claiming to be a long lost relative of yours. The spirit proceeds to insult and belittle you for 1 hour until it vanishes.
3. Sunglasses of True Sight - These cool shades give you advantage on insight checks - but itâs night time and youâre wearing sunglasses, so perception checks are at a disadvantage. The effect fades with dawnâs first light.
4. Hope You Like Spiders - Use an action to summon a swarm of spiders that will attack a target for 1d4 damage as a bonus action.
5. The Drama Is Real - Every declarative statement made by the player must be followed with the phrase ââŚor is it?â - the effect lasts until you take a long rest.
6. A Lurking Sense of Dread - You canât quite put your finger on it, but something just isnât right. Take disadvantage on Intelligence checks until a long rest.
7. Summon Zombie - a spectral Undead rises from the ground and shuffles to your side, obeying your commands. It lasts until it drops to 0 HP.
8. Itâs Decorative Gourd Season Motherfuckers - every item in your inventory is replaced with a gourd or pumpkin version of itself. Defensive items that add to your AC no longer do so (as they are now gourds) and weapons can still be used, but are now one level dice less powerful (so if you normally use a D8 for damage, now roll a D6). The effect ends after a long rest.
9.Setting the Mood - You gain Minor Illusion, but the only illusion you can create is that of a ghostly spectre - floating ever slightly off the ground. It takes any form you wish. The ability ends after a long rest.
10. New to this Dracula thing - You are suddenly under the effect of the Blink spell, but instead of entering the Astral Plane you transform into a vampire bat on the Mortal Plane. The spell lasts until you complete a long rest.
11. Shadows Creep - You are the night - take advantage on all stealth checks, but 1d4 damage any time you enter sunlight or are exposed to radiant energy. The effect ends after a long rest.
12. Bansheeâs Wail - Your voice has been replaced with the terrible cry of a Banshee. Until you take a long rest, any sound you make will cause any creatures within 30 feet of you to drop to 0 HP if they fail a Constitution saving throw (DC13).
13. Devilâs Advocate - DM: secretly convey this information to the player. They are now a servant of Asmodeus and must make a sacrifice to their dark god before the night is out. A long rest or any spell that removes a curse will end this effect.
14. Stumbling, Shuffling, and Looking for Brains - All terrain is now considered âroughâ for you and you have disadvantage on Acrobatics checks. You have a mysterious hunger for human flesh. This effect ends after a long rest.
15. Setting the Mood - You gain the Light spell, but it can only be manifested as mysterious floating candles.
16. Hallowâs Eve treats - you can suddenly manifest surgery sweets wrapped in colorful papers by wishing it. The ability disappears after a long rest.
17. IS IT PARANOIA IF IâM RIGHT? - Something WEIRD is happening and you seem to be the ONLY ONE who has noticed. Take advantage on perception checks.
18. Old Man Jenkins - You have become convinced everyone around you has been replaced with a doppelganger wearing a costume of your party members, and you must unmask these monsters before nightâs end. A long rest or any spell that removes a curse will end this effect.
19. Setting the Mood - You gain the Thamauturgy spell, but the effects you can create are: the sounds of rattling chains, the moans of undead horrors, and the shrieks of terrified children.
20. Hidden Knives - Your mother always warned you of the villains who hid blades inside your Hallowâs Eve treats. Gain advantage on checking for traps.
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