Grounding techniques don't really work for me especially in public... "five things I can see" I see a bunch of people pissing me off

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

has anyone else ever noticed how good i am at picking pictures to reblog

OGH MY GOD. YES THANK YOU THATS HIM

house is a girl you have to take care of her

the house. a house. your house. building. residence. abode. not that faggot from the tv show

call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny

spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free

and here's the desktop version for Windows with adblock and skip-bypass BlockTheSpot

kid in the library just said "a VILLAIN who lives in the MOON is after us" so keep an eye out for that today guys

the power of christ isn't even that compelling if i'm being honest

Prithee tell. What is 'ligma'?

such riddles can only be answered by the mind goblin

Enough of your riddles! Who is the 'mind goblin'?

Are you proud of yourself? Are you happy you made this?

Oh you have no idea.