Ema Skye

cause all of these are super ridiculous and questionable out of context

“I think the tree is drunk.”

“Do the McDonalds thing”

“Want some salt?”

“Salt contains salt.”

“I don’t live here.”

“There’s a ghost cat”

“The door is crying”

“Why did I wake up to Christmas music?”

“I hate you. Do you believe I’m (muse name) now?”

“I can’t listen to Lava without thinking the girl volcano is conceited”

“Middle schoolers are too uppity. And energetic. And need to be silenced.”

“Don’t you just have to throw clothes in a bag?”

“Its not even sexual. But oddly still sexual.”

“CLOTHES. CLOTHES. ARE GETTING OFF.”

“I love me.”

“Hurting is my way of loving”

“I’ll do anything for watermelon smoothies.”

“Want me to spoil Star Wars? It ends… in a staring contest.”

“You did fabulous on your pancake test!”

“Puppy doggys are good”

“If a pizza guy can’t deliver to a parking lot then I’m pretty sure they can’t find the house.”

“Gotta live wildly while you can”

“We’ll figure it out as we go. Isn’t that how adventuring works?”

“Also, you’re on bail money duty”

“Something about murdering and birds and cops and donuts and bubble tea”

“They’re cookies made with hate.”

“Worship the almighty god hand!”

“Can I AXEW a question? I know you didn’t ask FURRET and aren’t SEAKING this but I wanted to tell you that I ABSOLutely LAVA you!”

“Aww, that blood splotch is shaped like a heart.”

“I’m afraid of cupcakes”

“I traded it for creampuffs”

“The magical no sleep powers are turning into vampirism at this point.”

“Those are the Mario boos that people are buying at Target.”

“I don’t know why people would want Mario ghosts”

“This puzzle apparently breaks bras”

“Did you know the sun is super burning hot?!”

“I saw ‘frizzle’ and immediately thought of Ms. Frizzle from The Magic School Bus”

“Such a shame that you can’t rob banks anymore”

“Baking an expired cheesecake can’t be that bad, right?”

“We should totally get a 1000 piece puzzle and solve it together.”

“I want you to at least watch this movie before you die or go to jail.”

“At least my babies don’t kill people!”

*smashes face on you*

“Chickens can fly?”

“Hmm… How does one climb a tree.”

“I can’t wait to jump into an active volcano”

“I would hope the fireworks are in the sky.”

“Can we call the police for disruption of the peace?”

“I want a plain shaved ice.”

“THAT SNOWFLAKE YO.”

“I’m wearing a shirt.”

“Hello we- One moment. Hi again.”

[text]: SEE THAT CAPSLOCK?! THAT TOTALLY MEANS CHILL

“I am the greatest person ever.”

“I’m judging you.”

I wasn’t sure if I wanted her to say that or “Reach for the Skye” or even “Hands to the Skye” and I honestly think I went with the worst one

Bonus:

“Oh, Meyneth forgive me…”