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dan’s really out there living his best gay life

some of you have never played pokemon mystery dungeon: explorers of sky (2009) and it shows

being a lesbian is so fucking funny because your friends who are attracted to men will be going on about how some guy is so cute or hot or whatever and you’re like yeah i understand how you could feel this way about a man in theory but then they show you a picture and you’re like WHAT IS THAT 

oh sure when charmander is weak to a bunch of kanto gyms it’s “gone through a lot” and “a warrior” and “the best starter for players who want hard mode” but when chikorita is weak to a bunch of the johto gyms suddenly it’s “garbage” and “useless” and “the worst starter of all time” 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

They are FRIENDS

anyway charmander and chikorita are lesbians and are in love and them being the “hard mode” starters represents the struggles of the lgbt+ community