madteenager hate blog

*fromsoft npc voice* oh…that castle o’er yonder. you really wish to know of it? very well. though remember, tis but a rumor. it is whispered through its darkened halls that the old king posted cringe, and just like that, lost subscriber. alas, i can see in your stance that even that won’t deter you. be careful. [weak, wheezing cough]

love is stored in the ocs

I’m on page nine right now and this book is fucking weird like…ill admit I skimmed some of the Minecraft fan books and they just tried to be like fantasy novels but in minecraft land but this dude in here is like “uh the dirt is square and I have logs for arms” I can’t tell if this is genius or what

The guy is pissed that he’s punching the grass and can’t grab it

He Contemplates the Flat Apple

This dude is talking about how shit he breaks becomes like flat objects and he stacks them in his pocket like playing cards this is fucking

Shut the FUCK up Max Brooks wrote this?