Brie

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nobody even knows how normal i am on account of my being obviously crazy

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

I dont "consume content" I eat books, drink video games and fuck albums