Skullcandy37

This is amazing!!

Lord pls someone rp with me

Ok. I’ll be Bim Trimmer.

“Hey. I’m Bim Trimmer.”

Wow thanks Mark that’s so kind of you totally what I needed what an honor W H Y YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT

“Hey. Calm down. I know I’m Bim Trimmer and all but no need to get all confuzzled about it ha ha haa.”

*takes 2 steps towards your podium*

IM NOT ON A PODIUM MARK OR BIM OR WHOEVER YOU ARE PLEASE STOP IM TERRIFIED OUT OF ALL THE THINGS I POST YOU SEE T H I S

“Ha ha haa. What a jokester! Now, for your final bonus round, would you like to be sent through the industrial meat-grinder or swim through the pool of piranha-chiuahaha hybrids? Also known as chiranhas.”

*saunters 2 steps closer to your podium*

I just wanna go home please let me go home I don’t want this anymore

“Ha Ha haa. I don’t even know what that means but I like the enthusiasm for the chiranhas! Ok, just stand right there we’ll get you into position.”

*your podium launches you 135 feet into the air while the floor beneath you opens into a yawning chasm of yipping madness*

NO PLEASE MARK NO STOP I DON’T WANT THIS MARK NO PLEASE AH FUCK OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO D I E

*you hit the water screaming with probably joy*

*the water quickly froths into a roiling cauldron of blood and slobber*

“OOOH!! Ha ha haa. Looks like you didn’t quite stick the landing! Everyone give it up for our willing volunteer and thanks so much for watching! I’m Bim Trimmer, and I’ll see you next time on ‘HIRE-MY-ASS!’”

I’m going to cackle every time this shows up on my dash

aqueroful

captainmwai

Sony: Easy…. EASY….

Microsoft: Over a bit… now a little to the riiiight…

Nintendo: THREE HANDLES! NO! FOUR! MOTION DETECTOR STICK! A SCREEN A FUCKING SCREEN ON YOUR CONTROLLER

toxicbgirl-blog

Ferocious !

This belch completely took me by surprise

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rascotty

So I hear people are calling the little dapper ego “Jameson”…

Hahaha so good!!

I hope you know @markiplier you have been disowned by me after that potato bath video..

(Im kidding I love you don’t leave)

The world is finally collapsing

@therealjacksepticeye I’m like really upset over the fact of how shitty YouTube’s gotten with gamers. I watched two videos of you today. One was from 2016, with a million views, and the other was from this year, only with 88k views. Both of them are gaming. I’m scared because I’m thinking that if YouTube keeps up this shitty, copyright, demonetized, not letting all of us see the videos keeps up, you’re gonna quit YouTube and I’m gonna be stuck without a source of happiness. I really fucking hope that it doesn’t come to a end so soon, I’m scared that it is.

voltelectra

THE COFFEE BEAN IS BACK YALL!!! @therealjacksepticeye

I didnt redye my hair, it’s just tied back in the picture lol

See?

HOLY SHIT THE NEW NSP ALBUM IS AMAZING!!!!!!! HAVE YOU HEARD IT?????? :D :D :D

I have! It’s damn good. Their next original song is great too :)

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robotfxckr-blog

Can you hear me sobbing

r0rschach

Omfg who made this where is this from???

blqss-deactivated20181106

“GO GET HIM BRUCE”

When did the definition of hiatus become drawing large dicks and playing the kazoo

WELCOME TO MY WORLD OF RELAXATION!!

ENJOY YOUR DICKS!!

tardisimpala007

He ain’t even mad bro

screamingatsquirrels

Markiplier 2013: Who are you?

Markiplier 2017: I’m you except I have no idea what an upload schedule is

all of my clocks are broken, I go by the sun now

the eclipse really threw me off

marielgum-deactivated20180902

I have never cackled so much at a markiplier related post

That intro requires a lot of energy and prep :P

(from the Jacksepticeye Hour of Delight panel)

Legitimately felt super dizzy afterwards, its been a while lol