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Ballerina Jack..?

no matter how treacherous things may seem, you can still push through and succeed if you keep a positive mental attitude

POSITIVE! MENTAL! ATTITUDE!! Original pic on instagram https://instagram.com/p/BfRCPiNlwS8/

**cracks knuckles**

I intended to go back and do this, but SINCE YA ASKED ILL GLADLY ANALYSE IT FOR YOU NOW

This is the original wall. While there’s not much here at the moment, a few things to note. A lot of these things I DID notice when the stream first started, but I didn’t want to be “That Anti Theorist always overanalysing everything” so I didn’t say anything.

1.) The Stranger Things Reference- For those of you not familiar with Stranger Things, this wall is used by a boy trapped in the UpsideDown to communicate with his mourning mother. This reference is INHERENTLY about communicating with under demonic and supernatural circumstances. If that doesn’t set off alarm bells, you’re not paying attention.

2.) The letter arrangement- Now, it might not be recognisable at first, but this is where the wall differs from the Stranger Things version. While that version was set up with the character order being alphabetical, THIS wall is set up with the character format in QWERTY, which is the standard set-up for keyboards and technology. Sounding familiar yet?

The second wall.

Here are some cold, hard observations about what has changed.

The A,N,T,I have ALL rotated places.

A is in T’s place, T is in A’s place, N is in I’s place, and I is in N’s place.

We have missing letters.

We are missing: R, Y, U, O, S, B, M

We still have: Q, W, E, A, N, P, T, D, F, G, H, J, K, L, Z, X, C, V, I

Now, these missing letters BUG me. I know they were probably chosen at complete random for the “spooky effect uwu” and to emphasise the switching of the letters since they are probably just emphasising ANTI, BUT NO. I STAYED UP FOR 20 HOURS OVER THIS SHIT. IM GONNA FIND A DEEPER MEANING.

RYUOSBM is not an anagram for anything. Shit.

Right, time to stick it through a cipher. And THEN a anagram solver.

Nothing but a jumbled mess. Every. Single one.

I encoded it with Base 26 (which lead to 5546119006). I couldn’t fit those numbers in ANYWHERE.

Trying to make the seconds with those numbers into hours (I was hoping it could fit into 20 hours or something…) don’t make anything. And there’s no way to translate the numbers back into the phone number used to call Santa on the livestream. Fucking trust me tumblr, I TRIED.

No matter what I do, I can’t make these letters fit into anything. So yeah, I concede defeat anon. I’m sorry. I can’t even bullshit an incredibly

s t r e t c h e d analysis for you. I used all my theorist powers, I am sorry.

So, tl;dr? Probably just a way to emphasise the A N T  I

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Near the end of November, and most of December of 2017 was very suspicious with Antisepticeye; here’s a chronicle of events that happened during that time.

Buckle up (again); this is another very long post.

There are four people sitting in those chairs… Four. FOUR.

How many canon egos do we have?

Here’s something I’m really looking forward to next year: Anti shows up in October - with no prior appearances. 

Let’s recap his other appearances:

Anti first glitches in and appears on 10th October 2016, and makes a full-blown physical appearance 21 days later. Then, it’s roughly 4 or 5-month’s wait until the Detention series and his message at PAX East - a significantly larger hiatus. Then, it’s a 3-month wait until the Epidemic gameplay in June and the start of the Antipocalypse, lasting until August, where he reveals himself in the infamous Bio Inc 5 - Kill JSE. Then it’s another wait - but only for 89 days (roughly 2 months and 28 days), since he arrives again on October 31st 2017. And now, he’s back after 45 days (about 1 month 15 days) since he’s appearing now, in the Christmas stream, over December 15th and 16th.

See the pattern? The wait grew between Say Goodbye and Detention/Always Watching, and ever since then each hiatus has declined in length. Anti can preach that he’s patient all he wants, but the truth is that he just can’t wait that long. Why? Because he, too, is afraid. Afraid of losing all that’,s he’s gained so far. 

Not only do I agree that the community and the channel need a break from him, but I’m ready to face the consequences of a wait far longer than the previous ones. Anti will have time to plan his revenge, figure out exactly what will break us to the point of no return. All that rage and hate, building up inside until it’s released in a horrifying display of loathing and demands for respect. I’m terrified of what he’ll bring next year, after being kept away for so long that we actually start to forget why we were so scared of him in the first place. And our focus will return to Jack, right? And the other Egos, too. Imagine the frustration, the sudden rush of fear, seeing your limelight fall from the ceiling and shatter on the stage, as the older, less intense ones are fixed up and trained on the new stars of the show. They’ve forgotten you, they’ve replaced you, they remember you distantly as something you’re not.

Anti will make us pay. He’ll break the circle we’re stuck in. He’ll escape it with an 8-month hiatus. He’ll start a new circle, where he goes after the other Egos, until he finally reaches our beloved coffee bean, the real puppet master behind all of this. He’ll bring back that limelight, switch it on and glare it in our faces, blinding us, burning our eyes, burning him into our minds so we remember once again who is in control. 

Remember the post Jack made about Anti recently?  The one where he wrote, “He’s already sort of becoming a meme and people don’t take it as seriously anymore which is sad.”  It seems like a pretty straightforward and understandable message, right?

Until you consider one glaring inconsistency.

Jack loves memes.

There is, however, someone who’s tired of Anti being mocked.  Someone who’s sad that so many people haven’t been taking Anti seriously.  Someone who has access to Jack’s tumblr account.

the biggest of moods

Whoops, I forgot I never actually post this drawing of Jack I made few weeks ago. So here’s the fashion bean, wearing jacket with badges/patches on it :D

Zoom in to the badges:

Why if I didn’t know any better…