truckin along since '87

i thionk we should dump hundreds of gallons of acid on lady liberty to turn her copper again. i think itd be cool. and i think the hudson bay could handle all the acid because its got that new yawk spirit.

earthquakes are like the one natural disaster that isn’t being directly exacerbated by global warming. that shit is here for the love of the game and the love of the game only.

Sure since adopting self checkout they got rid of 99% of grocery workers and if something goes wrong you gotta just stand there for 20 minutes while the employee managing 30% of the store singlehandedly tries to juggle helping you with their other responsibilities. But at least groceries are less expensive now right. Why are you trying to whisper in my ear I have a girlfriend

the stores are flithy and disorganized and I've run into expired products on more than one occasion and there's often a grand total 3 employees for a 5000 square foor supermarket doing their best but at least they paying those guys well with plenty of benefits. folks I just recieved a memo

LRB my wife was like "I wonder how it feels to be Vietnamese or Korean in the US, having to deal with old white men demanding a big boy discount at the store because they walked in wearing a hat that says I PARTICIPATED IN AN ATTEMPTED GENOCIDE OF YOUR PEOPLE."

Frankly i think if you have "I'm a Korean war vet" emblazoned on your clothing it should be the political duty of any citizen of conscience to beat you to death with rocks