Fire emblem and stuff

Both demons and biblically accurate angels can get it so no matter where I end up I'm all good.

two irish furries fucking call that a celtic knot

“going back and time and letting a Victorian orphan hit my puffbar 🤭” they started smoking adulterated cut rate tobacco when they were like SEVEN, their lungs are already destroyed by consumption and the London air quality, YOU are going to contract tuberculosis from them, not kill them with nic

the little Victorian boy offers you a drag off his pipe and you collapse and writhe and die

whenever i see a baby in public i wish i were like a powerful faerie god mother character who could give the baby a gift like “you’ll never get a cold” or “math will always make sense to you” or something like bein’ great with string instruments but I don’t have any powers that I know of but it doesn’t stop me from trying so every time I see a baby in public I tell the adult with it “what a beautiful baby” and it makes them smile and then I pretend I can take the goodness of their smile and I look at the baby and I think very hard “you will have a good life, even if it’s hard, you will end up happy” and I’m just hopin’ the magic kicks in at some point

why don’t we post about gouger anymore? You guys used to love gouger.