Art Hoe

This post is literal perfection

did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be

omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.

lawful good vs chaotic good

I’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life

Even the most beautiful, the richest, and the most powerful people on the planet will occasionally have explosive diarrhea

i just don’t get foreign films.

@unrepentantwarriorpriest

You weren’t supposed to post pictures of me my love, lol.

The gap between Tuesday and Friday always feels long as hell, but it is just as long as the gap between Friday and Monday, which always feels short as hell.

Shoutout to the people that be tired AF but stay up late....just because.

Depression. It’s called depression.

Insomnia too.

WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE HOPE IT GIVES YOU   heck

*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*

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Hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping

i want to know what bears think sometimes