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this blog is for my reblogs only
it will have very little commentary, very little usage of tags, as i just need a place to save the posts i think i will come back to
my main is @official-skips. come check out my work there! I ramble, do art, write, and partake in shenanigans with my friends
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👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u
do you think the fact that he almost killed Kaeya eats at Diluc everyday? like do you think every so often Kaeya stops by to gather some belongings from his old room, or just to visit, have tea or discuss knights of favonious affairs and Diluc takes one good look at him all grown up, and he thinks to himself, “There might be a world where I never saw you like this.”
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One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.
nearing the 10 year anniversary of banishing editable reblogs
this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
i know what i’m doing dw
Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?
Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck
POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK
desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”
You're failing.
You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY
Pluto is Roman, not Greek
?????
Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.
I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me
HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*
I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe
Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano
FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER
wrong.
Achievement Unlocked:
Lightning Bait
You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.
FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN
I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz
For science
OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND
HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE
ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)
POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE
HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE
APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE
KRATOS: GOD OF WAR
HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE
APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE
ares is the god of war, not kratos
WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN
I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore
op god of war is not official greek mythology lmao
Someone needs to read a Percy Jackson book
hey is this still post of the year or
how's the hole op? want some snacks? a blanket? a shovel to dig yourself out?
I'D LIKE OUT NOW I THINK
Post of the year, or...?
odysseus is very much a mortal man also. pretty significant thing
Diluc, Kaeya, and random aches Kaeya experiences every now and then that scare Diluc every time without a fault. you know this random pains here and there and there's a second you think 'oh damn, I'm done for' but that's just your body acting like a bugging PC trying to reboot by smashing itself into the wall.
so. here's the thing.
Kaeya is the buggiest PC to ever happened to be born.
he can be walking with no care in the world, just chilling, chatting, and then he's folded in half, his chest aching, and he's carefully recollecting what the heck it is now. usually it's just a strained muscle, some awkward pose at sleep, some dumb decisions from the old days such as old wounds or scars or such.
and he's just. lying on the ground, waiting for it to pass, unable to talk as his brain is solely focused on pain, and this dumb body-rebooting happens when Diluc is nearby, and Diluc is freaking out.
he genuinely thinks his brother is having a heart attack. then he settles for aneurysm. then he decides against it and thinks it's kidney stones. then Kaeya takes a deep breath, stands up, dusts himself off, and says they should be going.
Diluc: to the Cathedral???
Kaeya, blinking: what for?
Diluc, at the verge of having aneurysm of his own: YOU HAD A HEART ATTACK??? LIKE. JUST NOW???
Kaeya: I think I'd be aware of it, no?
(spoiler: he probably would not. that's the reason why Diluc always brings Kaeya to the Cathedral to get his idiot of a brother checked up. especially if these random aches last for two-three hours and Diluc feels himself greying prematurely)
it's something that stems from childhood, but when he was a kid it was less frequent, but did scare Crepus a couple of times to the point Adelinde was thinking of calling the healer to her master rather to the kid who already returned to ruining the vineyard with Diluc.
Reblog to hug prev
Please
A collection of Pulcinellas
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The other day I thought my cockatiel was getting kind of muscular and noticed that the bird food was 18.5% protein so I had this really dumb thought
Do you think Panchito and José ever get stressed out only hearing about most of Donald's adventures from the sidelines?
imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon
"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon
Muscular women are a national treasure
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You know what yall can have this too
seamus is the most normal of the mondstadt five and even then he isn’t normal
guy used to be a famous adventurer from nod krai with anger issues but then went to mondstadt and joined the church to appeal to the girl he liked
the girl in question is a noble of mondstadt who is excessively bitter and will end up divorcing said guy and taking their eldest in the divorce. this will be totally normal for her kids who she will protect on.
her fellow noble also has two kids but he’s still upset he’s not a knight or allogene so he’s projecting onto his eldest too and getting a delusion in his free time. he dies. this sparked his youngest to drop the bomb he’s an agent for khaenri’ah
the noble’s best friend is the knight of boreas who goes on more expeditions than actually spends time in the office doing work. he calls the second of the fatui harbingers a college dropout despite this.
the noble and grandmaster’s shared friend was buddies with said second of the fatui harbingers and engaged in sports such as defeating teenagers in duels and kidnapping children. he kills himself.
