skinky

m'lord, the court eunuch has the zoomies

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth

i can feel someone...masturbating...

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

at the gas station getting pisst off becasue they dont accept ogre coins

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

All mutuals who understand my grand vision shall be entombed with me within my mausoleum if I ever happen to die