go ahead call the cops

ate a dubious and really salty quiche before a class once and it made me so sleepy i had my head on the desk fighting for consciousness and i kept seeing images of horrible dogs with human teeth laughing at me, flashing into my head

*gives one last thumbs up as I slowly descend into the industrial cum vat*

when i spill my cereal bowl, i feel nothing. i simply clean up and get another bowl. if im in a certain mood, i simply spill it again

I love people who’s opinions are like designed just to piss everyone

Off

what im up to? yeah yeah ive been getting really into notepad lately. like the program notepad, on windows

Longmont Potion Castle line

I DIDNT CHECK TH E SONG FULLY BEFORE POSTING THIS I FUCKED UP

its been a couple years since i made this mistake, ive moved blogs a few times, and it still haunts me. thank you all for putting it on my dash occasionally its like a fucking sucker punch every single time

Oh my fucking god god god god god i just found the funniest picture while deep into google images

I gotta ask, what were you searching for that you dug up such a gem?

It was honestly something like “fucking Bingo boy when the binga bonga bling” i can tell you exactly when i get home

Live in a society, we do

This is Horny Yoda not Joker Yoda