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my kink is constant attention

feed him

he is deciding

The way we purposely mangle, misspell, and interrupt the name of a person or thing on Tumblr to avoid a post being found in tags or searches makes me think of various folklore- where a being is summoned by speaking their name. Add this to the list of reasons why the Internet is a folkloric culture of its own.

Every time you type his real name, Bumpershoot Cumbernickle gets cast in another role that could’ve been done better by someone else

new york voice: ba da bing ba da boom

I dub them ‘Pretty Pitties’

You’ve heard of Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary. Now get ready for New Enemies Junior Cat Battleground.

A limousine that is extremely wide instead of extremely long

MY HEART!!!

Omg. 😍😍😍

Oh sweet baby Jesus 😢😍