Annoying

there is absolutely no way i could’ve prepared myself to see the animal that showed up begging for scraps.

If you get married in Japan then fly to Hawaii and immediately die after you land, your marriage certificate will be dated after your death certificate

weekend plans!

will i ever have my shit together

vibe check! *ruins your dream journal*

i like how we as a society basically just reinvented hieroglyphics

wow. i can’t believe tomorrow is christmas.

hey fucker. i made this post the day before halloween. you’re not supposed to actually reblog it the day before christmas. it was supposed to be big jokes but now this post has no meaning anymore. i will wipe you off the face of this earth

I shall reblog the day after Halloween

2 days before Valentines day

It’s funny I’m seeing this actually literally 2 days actually before Halloween, lol

This is a wonderful series of comics, and very accurate, except for one point. This isn’t being shy. This is social anxiety at it’s most basic, and could literally be a mirror of my own childhood. Shyness is like a more genuine form of coyness. Blushing, averting your eyes, shifting away from someone who’s a little too close. It’s more rooted in mild embarrassment. This is fear. The worry that you will inconvenience somebody, or make somebody look at you negatively. Even when you’re dying to be noticed, it’s terrifying. What if you accidentally interrupt someone? What if you say something dumb? What if your voice sounds funny? That sort of anxiety can completely shape your whole life, and should be taken very seriously.

bard is a combat class which is true bc I’ve never met anyone in marching band that didn’t want to throw down

playing tuba in marching band means you can power walk 2 miles backwards on your toes in 16 minutes whithout bending your knees while carrying a 35lb blunt metal object with your arms held at right angles and blasting every extra gulp of oxygen you can spare without asphyxiating to make sounds loud enough to deafen the dead in an an act of pure unchristian violence, your bard is the party member who will teach you how to kill god by example

boys who arent afraid to tell u when they miss u are the best

If you heard of writer's block, get ready for reader's block. You want to read. You have time. You know what to read; how have a pile of books ready to be read. You cannot sit still and focus enough to do so or you can't even open the book.

When i asked to be fucked i did not mean by life

do you ever feel lonely and unwanted even if you are with your friends