The older this gets the funnier it is

And they say brunettes with dimples can’t stabilize the reactor core 😏

Uh Oh

I got a bad feeling about this

You and me both Rainbow Dash

god knew if i had basic social skills I’d be too powerful

I hope to one day see the United States burn to the ground

I find it fascinating when Americans post shit like this, as though they aren’t going to be living inside the United States when that happens.

Just because you get the balcony seat and im in the pit doesn't mean im any less excited for the show.

Love when you wake up a cat and they give you an incredulous look like "do I bother YOU when YOU'RE sleeping?" with no self-awareness whatsoever

Straddling someone's lap and making out is underrated. pulling your baby close so that they can grind on you, biting at their lips, sucking on their tongue, marking up the soft skin of their neck, and feeling them get needier and needier against you is undefeated.

Everybody shut up. This is so fucking funny