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that’s kamala harris

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

it dont even feel like june it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time

best feeling in the world is when you draw something and you’re so proud of it you have to stop and stare at it every few minutes to remind yourself of its beauty like narcissus with his reflection in the pond

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

i went into the tattoo parlor and i was like ‘i scheduled a piercing’ and they were like ‘piercing’s are upstairs’ so i went up the stairs and there was a barber shop and i said i’d scheduled a piercing and they said ‘upstairs’ so i went up the stairs and there was a second tattoo shop and it was rly classic trad with two cartoon buff guys and they didn’t even let me talk, they said, ‘upstairs’ before i asked and then i went to the fourth floor and it was one single room the size of a closet with the piercer and the apprentice in the doorway like 👫🙂🙂

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

My son was born a sphere and he rolled away

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

when someone has "taken" in their bio it's bc they've been consumed by the fog

Gonna start using OwO and UwU again and you can't fucking stop me

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