ink spilled in valinor

SV shower thoughts again

Knowing NYY's tendencies to contribute to conversations in the worst ways possible, How much of SJ's "allegations" with NYY came from conversations that went something like:

Peak Lords: "So Ning Shizhi, what do you think of Shen Qingqiu as a teacher?" NYY: "OMG My Shizun loves kids!! He is especially nice to girls! (+ 100 more horribly worded compliments I can't think of) :DDDD"

Peak Lords: ... 🚨🚓🚨🚓🚨🚓🚨????????

#NYY is the one teammate that would do more damage than any enemies could

#she would team grief so hard. but on accident while trying to help

look i know we make fun of AP for being a creep and all, but he is described as handsome so if nothing else Mairon wasn't fucking an ugly guy (he'd never).

I'm into the idea of them both hating each other (not at first, but that this hate and resentment grows over time as Mairon gets more and more sick of his situation) but I think Mairon caught himself enjoying the sex on multiple occasions and was disgusted that he's enjoying mortal dick "woe is me 😔". And AP hated him more on principle because it's Sauron, but when he actually started to listen to him and having him around... you know how that ended. Sauron easily gets men to get pussy whipped it seems and AP was probably the easiest target. Not only because it was so easy to cater to his inflated ego, but also because what mortal can say they got to fuck a Maia?

I think what he did not enjoy though was that it wasn't his choice when and where he gets fucked, the non con aspect of this relationship is so juicy to me 😬. Sauron being the one who isn't in control here, but at the same time he somehow is? I enjoy the thought of him, not bonding, but being on the same page with Tar-Miriel that they're both pretty much in the same situation and finding common ground in that regard. I like the thought of Mairon respecting her more than AP (i generally like the idea of Sauron finding women more intimidating and superior to men and hence respecting them more e.g Galadriel, Luthien, Melian. Even Eowyn killing the Witch King) and Also Sauron being the court whore and everyone knows it, it's like an open secret the King is fucking that weird Maia but we're not talking about it. And then that weird Maia starts a cult to his ex who is still kinda his bf he's just in jail and everyone's on board with it. It's getting weird, but hey he's convincing.

I also think this was his most chill era? He didn't have to do anything, just dress as slutty as he'd like in the most expensive fabrics and jewellery he wants, spew bullshit to influence AP and occasionally spread his legs. They kept him as a pet in Numenor. Like i imagine him just dicking around on a balcony, drinking wine and thinking about how much he misses Angband and Melkors big strong arms while the Numenoreans are getting him his temple build.

the wip that got me out of art block 👀