in this essay, i will explode

I freakin love off the wall illuminati theories

“Off the wall”. Vans. Vans off the wall. Vans are also cars. Who drives vans? Creeps. Whos creepy? Slenderman. Slenderman wears a suit, so Natalia Kills would dissaprove. “Natalia Kills” has three A’s in it. a triangle has three sides. This post is illuminati confirmed.

I’m so happy tbh

Imma pass tf out

bighit you fools…. you absolute noodles. every time you ignore jin, my love for him only gets stronger tenfold. you underestimate my power. soon…. i will become unstoppable. just you wait

Whenever someone says the Babadook isn’t openly gay it’s like?? Did you even watch the movie???

It’s canon basically. I mean he created a pop-up book of himself for the drama of it all???

Y'all realize the babadook was just her depression right???

Yeah and he was gay???

It was all a hamfisted metaphor for grief after the death of a loved one, not just her depression but all the related stages of grief.

No the Babadook was a man who fearlessly and proudly loved other men in spite of a society telling him that his love was wrong- like, watch the movie??

why does tumblr always do too fucking much ITS JUST A MOVIE LMAO

A movie about a gay man who just wants to live his life in a small australian suburb? It may be “just a movie” to you but to the LGBT community the Babadook is a symbol of our journey

The B in LGBT stands for Babadook. Everyone knows this.

I cannot understand whether they’re serious or not.

We’re dead fucking serious we don’t tolerate ambiguity in the babadiscourse get yourself right before you come on here again

because of him a dog died tho……………

The dog was a homophobe

Why do men always have to act like they gotta teach you shit… like?? I don’t know who fuckin asked you but it sure wasn’t me so keep your motivation speeches to yourself

every interaction with a man is a combination TED Talk, valedictorian speech, personal training session, and getting grounded by your dad 

I HATE THESE POSTS, HERE WE ARE US MEN THAT DO NOT FIT THE STEREOTYPE OF “ALL MEN” BUT ALL YALL DO IS FRIENDZONE US AND CHASE AFTER THE DICKHEADS THAT GONNA BREAK YO HEART…WHEN WILL YALL REALISE?

Exhibit A