one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence

fuck you I read the weed smoking girlfriends post every single time

romeo and juliet didn’t drink poison they drank flat tummy tea and died

Jameela Jamil ghostwrote this post

humans are only capable of feeling three emotions: come on eileen, nobody by mitski, and fourth of july by sufjan stevens

i think baby elephants are so powerful because their Bigness translates into Absolutely Staggering Toddler Confidence

i can’t stop thinking about that tweet about the guy who tried to stop his cat from pushing his door open and accidentally trained him to push 50lbs instead

overpopulation is a capitalist myth. pass it on

housing crises dont just happen. theyre designed.

Everyday people should not take majority of the blame for greenhouse gas emissions

Famines are political, not natural disasters.

this could be a tim and eric sketch lol

your intelligence means fucking nothing if youre devoid of empathy

i really hope you functionally meant sympathy cause us low-empathy folks arent automatically evil ??

Actually I’m p sure op meant empathy and unfuck yourself because having little empathy for others isn’t normal and actually is like the cornerstone of Being Evil

“Low-empathy” folks I am 6 ft under the ground