Call of Ktulu

i will be forever grateful that of all the deaths in Harry Potter, Professor McGonagall was not one of them.

#professor mcgonagall cant die when the reaper comes for her she just stares at them and they apologize and walk away (via)

death: let’s see, who’s next–oh NOOO…. *groans but goes to mcgonagall* Death: professor, I’m afraid……I’m here to tell you….. Mcgonagall: *glares over spectacles at death* Death: that–oh never mind! Happy 189th birthday Minerva. Goodbye

this one wins

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

WHY

Jesus RIPPED the bread apart with his BARE HANDS and THREW it at his disciples like a FOOTBALL. “These are my righteous ABS, PECS, BICEPS, and GLUTES. I give them up to you, BROS….. no homo though”

I’m screaming

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they’re too adorable i can’t..