COMPLETE TRASH

not to b #depressin but my entire life is becoming just a huge blur n i honestly cannot remember like literally…anything for shit lmao

the driver in this video is everyone in miami 

UH HEY IF YOU WEREN’T SURE WHERE RICK & MORTY AND THIS BLOG STANDS ON MOTHERFUCKING NAZIS I RECOMMEND TAKING A LOOK AT THIS

Non-english-speaker culture is winging it through video games from before you knew English, only understanding 30% of the dialog.

In Crash Bandicoot 2 this one character says “I’m going to destroy the space station” and 6-year-old me thought he said “playstation” so I cried and turned the game off cause I was scared that he was gonna destroy my console.

i regret telling a coworker i was vegetarian because now a year later theyre vegan and they live in portland and every single day they post a video on facebook of them like running up to a truck full of cows and crying and apologizing to them

who’s papa john

I just realized that I commented on the wrong post.

its that time of year

Can we make this a fanfic trope?

Charge your phone. Jesus.

ONE OF MY FAVORITE COLD OPENS EVER

I laughed out loud in Starbucks because of this

This is a masterwork of storytelling which is also a rollercoaster from beginning to end.

the look of supreme satisfaction he gives him as he deletes the photo - iconic.