Si Unyu Comics

Pancasila bukan sekadar teks yang dibaca saat upacara, tapi sebuah janji bahwa negeri ini adalah milik bersama, milik semua warna, semua latar belakang, dan semua jiwa yang rindu akan kedamaian.

Memasuki bulan Juni ini, yuk kita perkuat lagi rasa kemanusiaan dan keadilan sosial kita. Mari kita rayakan keragaman yang ada di sekitar kita, karena pelangi tidak akan indah jika hanya terdiri dari satu warna. Berikan ruang aman bagi siapapun untuk tumbuh dan diterima apa adanya.

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Bukan Musuh, Bukan Teman

Malam, rooftop, dan sejuta rasa yang tertahan...

Kira-kira apa ya kelanjutan hubungan mereka setelah momen tegang ini? Apakah mereka bakal beneran musuh, teman, atau... ada plot twist lain?

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Bad Timing, Bad Buddy

Nighttime, a rooftop, and a million feelings left unsaid...

What do you think will happen to their relationship after this intense moment? Will they end up as enemies, friends, or... is a different plot twist on the way?

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Self-Care Gratis

Reminder kecil buat hari ini: Mengurangi overthinking dan fokus ke self-care itu investasi nomor satu buat kesehatan mental kamu. 🌱

Tapi ingat ya teman-teman, selalu pasang boundary (batasan) yang kuat. Karena kadang, musuh terbesar mental health kita bukanlah trauma masa lalu, melainkan chat temen yang bunyinya: "P, lagi sibuk gak? Mau pinjam duit..."

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Free Self-Care

A little reminder for today: Cutting down on overthinking and focusing on self-care is the number one investment you can make for your mental health. 🌱

But remember, guys, always set strong boundaries. Because sometimes, the biggest threat to our mental health isn't our past trauma—it's that one text from a friend that goes: "Hey, you busy? Can I borrow some money..."

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Dekrit Pendidikan tentang Artikulasi

Mau nanya... artikulasi Hermione di sebelah mana yang kurang jelas ya, gaes? 😭✋

Lagian emang dasarnya Prof. Umbridge aja yang dari awal udah condong ke asrama sebelah. Mau dijawab sejelas dan sebener apa pun, kalau jurinya udah punya "pemenang" di hatinya, ya tetep aja dicari-cari celah salahnya.

Ada yang pernah ngalamin momen gak adil kayak Hermione gini juga gak? Coba curhat di kolom komentar! 👇

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Educational Decree on Articulation

I’m sorry, but can someone tell me where Hermione's articulation failed? Because I can't find it. 😭✋

Typical Umbridge—playing favorites with the House next door. It doesn’t matter if you’re 100% right; when the "judge" has already picked their favorite, they’ll literally invent a reason to disqualify you.

Who else has been "Hermione-d" in real life? Tell me your stories below! 👇

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Beban yang Tak Terlihat

Bagi kamu yang sedang berjuang: Ingatlah simbol Semicolon (;). Penulis menggunakannya saat mereka bisa saja mengakhiri kalimat, tapi memilih untuk tidak melakukannya. Hidupmu adalah cerita itu. Jeda sejenak bukan berarti kalah dalam balapan. Istirahatlah, lalu mulai lagi saat kamu siap.

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The Invisible Burden

For those of you who are struggling: Remember the Semicolon (;). A writer uses it when they could have ended a sentence, but chose not to. Your life is that story. Taking a moment to pause doesn't mean you're losing the race. Rest for a while, then start again whenever you're ready.

Tumbler Klontang-Klontang

Eh, kok tumblernya kayak punya seseorang ya? Tapi pas dibaca pelan-pelan... lho, kok maknanya beda?

Hanya untuk yang paham-paham saja. Kalau belum paham, coba tanya Si Unyu, dia jagonya bongkar singkatan.

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The Fallen Tumbler

Wait, doesn't this tumbler look familiar? But if you look closer... hold on, that’s not what I thought it meant!

If you know, you know. If you're still confused, go ask Unyu—he’s the expert at cracking hidden acronyms.

Hari (Kerja Keras) Buruh

DISCLAIMER:

Cerita ini hanya fiktif belaka. Jika ada kesamaan kejadian, nasib ngenes, atau bos yang kurang peka, itu hanyalah kebetulan. 🙃

Emangnya ada ya Hari Buruh malah disuruh masuk kerja? Emangnya ada, bos yang niup terompet pas karyawannya lagi tidur lembur? Gak mungkin lah ya... 🙄

Coba absen di kolom komentar, siapa tahu kita satu kantor di dunia fiktif ini. 👇

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Labor (Hard) Day

DISCLAIMER:

This story is purely a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual events, pathetic luck, or a tone-deaf boss is entirely coincidental. 🙃

I mean, who actually works on Labor Day? And a boss blowing a party horn while their employee is passing out from overtime? That’s just impossible, right? 🙄

Sound off in the comments—who knows, maybe we’re all coworkers in this "fictional" world. 👇

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Spektrum Rasa

Ada rasa yang butuh waktu lama untuk diracik. Dimulai dari manisnya harapan yang disimpan sendiri, hingga keberanian untuk menambahkan sedikit "asam" agar dunia tahu kita punya suara.

Ternyata, rasa yang paling enak adalah saat kita berhenti meminta izin untuk menjadi diri sendiri. Karena kejujuran punya warnanya sendiri.

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A Spectrum of Flavor

Some flavors take a long time to craft. It starts with the sweetness of hope kept to yourself, and ends with the courage to add a bit of zest—just so the world knows you have a voice.

As it turns out, the best flavor of all is when you stop asking for permission to be yourself. Because honesty has a color all its own.

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Surat yang Bikin Meleleh

Tiba-tiba banget dapet surat entah dari siapa yang bikin konsentrasi buyar. Kalau disuruh milih antara menang kompetisi Hot Wave atau dapet surat ini, kayaknya Unyu pilih yang kedua aja deh!

Siapa nih yang pernah dikasih gombalan pakai rumus begini? Atau malah baru kepikiran mau nyoba ke gebetan? Hati-hati ya, efek sampingnya bisa bikin pipi merah permanen! 😳

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The Letter that Melted My Heart

Out of nowhere, I got this mystery letter that completely wrecked my focus. If I had to choose between winning the Hot Wave music contest or keeping this note, I'd definitely go with the second one!

Has anyone ever used chemistry puns to flirt like this? Or maybe you're just getting ideas for your crush? Watch out, the side effects might include a permanent blush! 😳

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Prioritas Unik

Definisi "pasangan sempurna" versi tiap orang itu beda-beda. ☕️📖

Ada yang sibuk nyari kencan buta, ada yang udah happy banget cuma sama aroma kopi dan alur cerita buku yang seru. Kalau kamu tim yang mana? Tim yang semangat nyomblangin, atau tim yang sudah damai dengan dunianya sendiri? ✨

Tag temen kamu yang lebih milih "ngedate' sama buku daripada kencan beneran! 👇

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Perfect Priorities

The "perfect partner" looks different for everyone. ☕️📖

Some people are out here hunting for blind dates, while others are perfectly happy with just the scent of fresh coffee and a gripping plot twist.

Which team are you on? The enthusiastic matchmaker, or the one who's totally at peace in their own little world? ✨

Tag that friend who'd rather go on a "date" with a book than an actual person! 👇

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Ketakutan Terkonyol Neville

Dulu Neville takut sama Snape karena traumatis, sekarang Neville takut karena Snape-nya sudah berubah jadi pembuat kebijakan yang bikin antrean gas di Hogsmeade makin panjang! 😭 GAS NYA MANA, PROF?!

Di komik ini kita belajar satu hal penting: Pendapat fans (atau rakyat kecil) itu nggak ada harganya di depan kontrak langganan streaming dan izin tambang. Mau protes soal "rambut berminyak" yang hilang? Siap-siap aja poin asrama dikurangi 50 angka karena dianggap "bot medsos" yang nggak langganan paket Premium. 💀

Kalian tim Neville yang nyari rambut berminyak, atau tim "Snape Hilirisasi" yang penting izin kontraknya aman? Komen di bawah! 👇

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Neville's Most Ridiculous Fear

Neville used to be terrified of Snape because of childhood trauma; now, he’s terrified because Snape has turned into a corporate policy-maker who’s made the queues for gas in Hogsmeade miles long! 😭 WHERE’S THE BLOODY GAS, PROFESSOR?!

This comic teaches us one vital lesson: the opinions of fans (or the little guy) mean absolutely nothing compared to streaming contracts and mining permits. Want to complain about the missing "greasy hair"? Get ready to have fifty points taken from Gryffindor for being a "social media bot" who hasn't upgraded to the Premium plan. 💀

Are you Team Neville, searching for the greasy hair of the source material, or Team "Downstream Snape," who only cares if the mining permits and contracts are signed? Let us know in the comments! 👇

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Awak yang Seru, Akhir yang Pilu

Sinopsis: Sebuah kapal dan akhir yang tidak terduga. 🚢💨

Kadang kita terlalu sibuk fokus ke layar, sampai lupa kalau di balik layar, ceritanya sudah habis. Merah dan Hijau tetap ada, tapi mungkin nggak lagi di dalam satu bingkai yang sama. ❤️💚

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Fun to Play, Sad to Stay

Synopsis: One ship, and an ending no one saw coming. 🚢💨

Sometimes we're so caught up in what's on screen that we forget the story behind it has already ended. Red and Green are still there, just... no longer in the same frame. ❤️💚

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Tembus Layar, THR Wajib Bayar

Niatnya sih tahun ini mau minta maaf yang bener-bener tulus, eh tapi malah kebablasan sampe tembus dimensi... 🙄

Kita udah salaman, kan? Berarti udah sah ya jadi saudara dunia-akhirat (dan dunia komik). Nah, mumpung udah deket gini, masa iya nggak ada "pelicin" buat operasional Si Unyu di dalem panel? 💸

Minal Aidin Wal Faizin, Guys! Mohon maaf lahir dan batin, ya! 🙏✨

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Hand Out of the Frame, Cash in the Game

I really intended to give a sincere apology this year, but I guess I went a bit too far and literally broke through the fourth wall... 🙄

We shook hands, right? That makes us officially besties in both the real world and the comic world. Now, since we're already this close, you wouldn't mind dropping a little "holiday bonus" to keep Si Unyu's operations running inside these panels, would you? 💸

Happy Eid, guys! Sending you all my love and deepest apologies for any mistakes this past year! 🙏✨

Selamat Idulfitri 1447 H

Minal Aidin Wal Faizin, Gengs! 🙏✨

Maafin Si Unyu ya kalau selama setahun ini sering bikin kalian kesel, ending komiknya suka bikin emosi, janji yang belum ditepati, atau chat yang cuma di-read doang. Di hari yang fitri ini, mari kita "reset" hati kayak kertas gambar baru yang masih putih bersih. 📝

Selamat ngetupat bareng keluarga! Ingat, porsi opor dijaga, porsi maaf diperbanyak. Oiya, jangan lupa siap-siap bikin jawaban paling sakti buat pertanyaan "Kapan nikah?" ya! 😂

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Happy Eid al-Fitr 1447 AH

Happy Eid, guys! 🙏✨

Massive apologies from Si Unyu for all the annoyances this past year—whether it was those cliffhanger endings that drove you mad, unkept promises, or leaving your chats on "read."On this fresh start, let's hit "reset" on our hearts, just like a crisp, blank sheet of drawing paper. 📝

Enjoy the feast with your family! Remember: easy on the curry, heavy on the forgiveness. Oh, and good luck prepping your best comebacks for the "So, when are you getting married?" interrogation! 😂

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Menu Berbuka: Daging Saudara

POV: Lo ghibah di depan Unyu dan dia langsung mode psikopat bawa pisau daging.

Ghibah emang gurih, tapi mending buka pakai gorengan daripada pakai bangkai, real banget ngerinya! 🏃💨

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Iftar Menu: The Flash of a Broder

POV: You start gossiping in front of Unyu and he instantly goes psycho mode with a meat cleaver.

Spilling the tea is tempting, but I'd rather break my fast with fries than with a literal carcass—this is actually terrifying! 🏃💨

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Takjil Jalur Restu

Buka puasa belum tiba, tapi aturannya sudah berubah. Takjilnya memang gratis, tapi harganya harus dibayar dengan masa depan aturan yang "lentur". Berlaku sampai tiga turunan nggih! 🙏✨

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The Fast-Track Blessing

Sunset hasn't even arrived, yet the rules have already shifted. The treats might be free, but they come at the cost of a "flexible" future for our laws. Good for the next three generations, don't you think? 🙏✨

Sedekah Tak Kasat Mata

Sedekah itu yang penting ikhlas, bukan seberapa estetik foto di feed! 📸🙊

Satria beraksi dengan interpretasi literalnya soal "sedekah sembunyi-sembunyi". Sampai pakai kostum green screen biar nggak ketahuan tangan kiri! 🟢🕺

Fenomena "konten sedekah" emang makin marak, tapi inget pesan Unyu: Kadang yang nggak kelihatan di kamera justru itu yang paling bernilai di hadapan-Nya. Seberapa jauh usahamu buat sembunyiin amal kebaikan hari ini? 😂👇

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The Invisible Donor

Charity is about the heart, not how "aesthetic" it looks on your feed! 📸🙊

Satria with his literal take on "giving in secret." He took it so seriously that he's wearing a full green-screen suit just to make sure his left hand doesn't see what his right hand is doing! 🟢🕺

The "charity content" trend is everywhere lately, but remember Unyu's lesson: Sometimes, what stays off-camera is what matters most to Him. How far would you go to keep your good deeds "invisible" today? 😂👇

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