The Glitter Enema!

assassinated…

affdhbdfjojvtij im goNNA CRY

JELLYFISH IN SPANISH IS JUST “BAD WATER”

Listen, sometimes you’re swimming and you dont see the angry ocean ghost zap you, so you decide that its the water that hurts

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

jesus christ

Yeah

Jesus Fucking Christ

is this the guy who wants to turn people into dinosaurs instead of curing cancer?

#the story behind this character is amazing#he was supposed to turn into a bat#and be vampiric#but the comics code authority said no vampires#so the writers were like#FUCK IT#HE’S A FUCKING DINOSAUR#HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW???? (via @portraitoftheoddity)

There is no part of this post I don’t find hilarious.

i think about being in love everyday

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

I feel like it’s worth noting that he was wearing a Cthulu t-shirt when this happened.

@swarthyvillain

here’s a big fetish: consensual nasty-stuff while sleeping, like being fingered/sucked off/teased/fucked, etc while asleep, hoo huff huff

i’m a baby princess and i’m trying my best.