Rattle the Stars

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

Happy pride to whatever ryan gosling and that space rock got going on

coach put me in. not to make anything better but just change the situation a little bit

Hey, it’s not my fault that when I said that I wanted to know what was in your heart, you thought I was being metaphorical.